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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

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[heuristical]

I resent being compared to a piñata.

[You didn't even put the accent on the 'n'.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

Well I resented seeing all that fraggin' fluid spurting everywhere. Seriously. Keep that stuff to yourself. Gross.

[And he pronounced it 'peen-ata' just for added horror. Because Whirl.]

[heuristical]

I suppose it was rude of me to inflict such a grisly sight on the public. Perhaps a sincere apology is necessary.

[That may or may not be sarcasm.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah, well, don't let it happen again.

[He transcends sarcasm.]

Point is, Pistol Packin' Percy is bad news. Right? Right.

[heuristical]

Actually, it was an accident. Incidentally, I am not upset about the loss. Merely that I wasn't prepared to replace my arm.

[If he'd died, that would have been another matter entirely.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Oh? That how it works where you are? It's okay to just destroy slag if it's an accident or something?

[If he had mustachios, he would be twirling them. He can see it now. 'Oops, sorry, Blurr. I didn't mean to blow up your face. It was an accident.' ]