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re_alignment2012-08-26 07:59 am
whirlybird_of_prey) wrote in re_alignment2012-08-26 07:59 am
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[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]
[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]
[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]
Gonna make this quick. Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.
I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.
This guy. [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.] Serial menace to society.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]
Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.
But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics.
Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away?
[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]
[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]
Gonna make this quick. Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.
I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.
This guy. [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.] Serial menace to society.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]
Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.
But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics.
Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away?
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Oh, I don't know if you going after Perceptor would make you a "bad" guy. More so, probably a "stupid" guy.
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...stupid? You don't think I can take out that nerd?
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It has nothing to do with you not having the capabilities, but if I know this Perceptor, I know he's ruthless and a (former) Wrecker. You were one, too; do you think two Wreckers fighting would be nice and clean? I doubt it. One of you will probably end up dead, the other critically injured, and I don't know, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE. [throws up his hands] You know what I'm saying!
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...you're saying that you'd be sad if I got hurt.
[You care! Don't lie.]
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[MAYBE]
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[Leer. Kind of.]
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[Then he cuts the transmission. Perv.]
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