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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh look, it's Whirl, Jetstream, Primus, whoever he told you his name was. The elusive, and yet handsome, helicopter. ]

[He only bothers you when he has something important to say, like, cakes to mutilate, so he's not going to waste your valuable time.]

[Right. Like anyone here's got anything but time.]

Gonna make this quick.  Hear a lot of you running charge on your vocalizers about rules and laws and all that slag.

I've had more police experience than most [scary but true] so here's my two shanix.

This guy.  [He flashes a picture of IDW Perceptor, snagged from the recent network post.]  Serial menace to society.  

Yeah, yeah, I mean, sure, he shot me, a fellow Autobot  [He splays one claw over his chassis.] And apparently the alleged self-appointed sheriff in town figures that's okay. [Yeah, Blurr, didn't think that would come back to haunt you? Hope you put that in YOUR application for your lawdog society.]

Might want to reconsider voting for the mech who's all for blue on blue crime, just sayin'.

But now, this mech's gone and nearly killed one of those blood pinata organics. 

Anyone else think it's time we at least take his toys away? 

Comments

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....things he shouldn't be shooting. Like innocent civs. [AND MY AFT.] Or don't you cons worry about slag like that?

[Snort.] Yeah, been trying to tell them. Notice how they once again let bureaucracy do its thing. [Which is, of course 'shaft Whirl'.]

[aerospacecommander]

And that is why bureaucracy isn't always right.

If he's shooting innocents, then something should be done about it.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz Wrong.

That's why bureaucracy is never right.

[That's why he's a front line guy. Right? Wrong? Frag it. Just shoot something. Life is so much clearer this way.]

HEY I'm innocent.

[Kind of.]

[aerospacecommander]

I suppose they won't just let you shoot him back in retaliation, huh?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Pffff. Autobots. You know.

[Hey, he's not one of those shiny happy idealist types. And he hates rules. Rules suck, yo.]

[aerospacecommander]

And that's why they are the boring ones.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Urgh. Tell me about it. And don't even get me started on the paperwork.

[Whirl hates paperwork.]

[aerospacecommander]

... Why are you an Autobot anyway?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Hnh. Was made an offer I couldn't refuse.

[aerospacecommander]

It couldn't have been a great life insurance policy.

So what was it?