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Ambulon (all the good names are taken okay) ([personal profile] rstlsslegsyndrm) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-08-27 04:47 pm

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[Doctor Leg Ambulon is, well, ambling about momentarily before the video, as if finishing off some organizing. After everything's tidy, he turns and faces the video, and of course looks touchy as usual. However, his tone lacks any sort of irritation.]

In light of some recent events as well as shared curiosity in general [lookin' at you, 4], it's come to my attention that if I'm going to offer my medical skills to the residents of this primordial Cybertron, I should, perhaps, know how to treat all of them. That is to say, organic and non-technological in design. [He looks at something in his hand, touches at his optics, almost in the same fashion you would to push up glasses.]

Now, I've gathered some information regarding the human lifeforms here - basics, mostly, and your common rituals, mostly in terms of hygiene and daily regimes [eating, sleeping, etc]. However, my database lacks information in regards to your components - your organs, if you will - and common illnesses and damage the humanoid body can contract and tolerate, and to which extent the body can withstand before it shuts down or malfunctions.

Any basic first aide would be wonderful. I'm sure my colleagues before me have also compiled data they would like to share.

You need not worry about releasing anything I'd imagine some humans deem as private and not entirely a topic of easy socializing. [He's talking about the birds and the bees and everything in between, okay.] That I understand... somewhat. So, that may remain a topic for another time. Mostly, I'm curious as to your basic anatomy, how your body functions, and what to do in emergencies if one or another of these functions should fail.

My query also applies to those who are not human, but are not Cybertronian.

Also, earlier I chanced by someone who told me about the courting ritual of humans. Apparently the "male" knocks the "female" out unconscious and drags her back to his lair by her "hair", and then after some "wine" and "steak", the female consumes the male's head to feed it to her offspring? ... Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking either.
littlecrowgirl: (is that so?)

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[personal profile] littlecrowgirl 2012-08-28 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well whoever they are, they're a big dumb.

[She giggles slightly.]

So you're a doctor too? There's so many here.
littlecrowgirl: (this isnt good)

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[personal profile] littlecrowgirl 2012-08-28 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
No human doctors that I know of. That's kind of bad for us...

But I think there's one more...Knockdown? I think that's his name.
littlecrowgirl: (is that so?)

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[personal profile] littlecrowgirl 2012-08-28 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I can help you with that, Mister! I'm a human, so I'm the best source you can get!

[A beat.]

You have little bunny ears too.

[She points to her own head, where his yellow crest would be.]
littlecrowgirl: (I'm on the case!)

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[personal profile] littlecrowgirl 2012-08-28 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Well first off, we don't eat heads. Those are reserved for zombies. We just kiss.

[She gives a slight giggle.]

Yeah! You know. Bunnies. Fluffy, big ears...? Drift has some, they're bigger than yours.
littlecrowgirl: (so happy)

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[personal profile] littlecrowgirl 2012-08-29 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Bunnies? No. They're small and fluffy. I could probably hold one in my hand if I wanted. But they have really big ears.

If there was a giant bunny, we'd need to feed it a LOT of carrots.
littlecrowgirl: (Default)

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[personal profile] littlecrowgirl 2012-08-29 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Petro-rabbits? We have rabbits back on Earth! That's what bunnies are, actually. Or kinda. Mr. Edgeworth says there's a difference, but I can't see it.

...Yep, that sounds like bunnies alright.
Edited 2012-08-29 03:58 (UTC)