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re_alignment2012-08-27 04:47 pm
rstlsslegsyndrm) wrote in re_alignment2012-08-27 04:47 pm
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[Doctor Leg Ambulon is, well, ambling about momentarily before the video, as if finishing off some organizing. After everything's tidy, he turns and faces the video, and of course looks touchy as usual. However, his tone lacks any sort of irritation.]
In light of some recent events as well as shared curiosity in general [lookin' at you, 4], it's come to my attention that if I'm going to offer my medical skills to the residents of this primordial Cybertron, I should, perhaps, know how to treat all of them. That is to say, organic and non-technological in design. [He looks at something in his hand, touches at his optics, almost in the same fashion you would to push up glasses.]
Now, I've gathered some information regarding the human lifeforms here - basics, mostly, and your common rituals, mostly in terms of hygiene and daily regimes [eating, sleeping, etc]. However, my database lacks information in regards to your components - your organs, if you will - and common illnesses and damage the humanoid body can contract and tolerate, and to which extent the body can withstand before it shuts down or malfunctions.
Any basic first aide would be wonderful. I'm sure my colleagues before me have also compiled data they would like to share.
You need not worry about releasing anything I'd imagine some humans deem as private and not entirely a topic of easy socializing. [He's talking about the birds and the bees and everything in between, okay.] That I understand... somewhat. So, that may remain a topic for another time. Mostly, I'm curious as to your basic anatomy, how your body functions, and what to do in emergencies if one or another of these functions should fail.
My query also applies to those who are not human, but are not Cybertronian.
Also, earlier I chanced by someone who told me about the courting ritual of humans. Apparently the "male" knocks the "female" out unconscious and drags her back to his lair by her "hair", and then after some "wine" and "steak", the female consumes the male's head to feed it to her offspring? ... Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking either.
In light of some recent events as well as shared curiosity in general [lookin' at you, 4], it's come to my attention that if I'm going to offer my medical skills to the residents of this primordial Cybertron, I should, perhaps, know how to treat all of them. That is to say, organic and non-technological in design. [He looks at something in his hand, touches at his optics, almost in the same fashion you would to push up glasses.]
Now, I've gathered some information regarding the human lifeforms here - basics, mostly, and your common rituals, mostly in terms of hygiene and daily regimes [eating, sleeping, etc]. However, my database lacks information in regards to your components - your organs, if you will - and common illnesses and damage the humanoid body can contract and tolerate, and to which extent the body can withstand before it shuts down or malfunctions.
Any basic first aide would be wonderful. I'm sure my colleagues before me have also compiled data they would like to share.
You need not worry about releasing anything I'd imagine some humans deem as private and not entirely a topic of easy socializing. [He's talking about the birds and the bees and everything in between, okay.] That I understand... somewhat. So, that may remain a topic for another time. Mostly, I'm curious as to your basic anatomy, how your body functions, and what to do in emergencies if one or another of these functions should fail.
My query also applies to those who are not human, but are not Cybertronian.
Also, earlier I chanced by someone who told me about the courting ritual of humans. Apparently the "male" knocks the "female" out unconscious and drags her back to his lair by her "hair", and then after some "wine" and "steak", the female consumes the male's head to feed it to her offspring? ... Yeah, I don't know what they were thinking either.
no subject
No, grudges won't disappear. Not for a long time, I'd imagine. I'm a medic; I know about scars and wounds and how often sometimes they never fade or completely heal. But if we all keep acting like we're enemies, then of course there's going to be another war. [grumpy huff] I, for one, do not miss having to treat and lose so many patients; I may not be a prime example of pacifism, but I have been known to be an opportunist - and we've got an opportunity to stop old grudges from becoming the new war. Pit, Overlord alone could screw up everything and anything we've built in a day!
Also, I was informed the humans didn't have any personal physician. I know Ratchet is capable of caring for them, but one doctor for so many people...? Not to mention, I don't think the humans have a medic that is a human, either.
pharma is such a douchewad
Well goodness. I wouldn't know anything about being a medic. Thank Primus I have a real doctor around to explain to me! [He gestures nastily at Ambulon.]
Opportunist, indeed. You're a traitor to your own side- what makes you think I would trust your opinion on the war? I will continue to do as I have always done- look after the health and well being of civilized cybertronians. [Preferably in front of cameras.]
[Sigh] But I see you're not going to stop fighting me on the subject- so, do as you wish. If you were back at the clinic I would expect you to do your job, but here I suppose I can't expect much of you at all.
this is the sound of a leg I MEAN heart breaking, pharma
[he's kneading the HELL out of his temples right now] In any case, my opinions and stance have not changed on the subject, but I still consider you one of my colleagues - even if it's 'former'. Working with you... hasn't been easy, but I had believed we built up a rather simple but trustworthy partnership and balanced rapport. I trust you wouldn't stab me in the back, and I would not do the same. [H-HAHAHAHA] Believe it or not, I'd still like to work under you, but I would beyond understand if you preferred we no longer work together.
[this is such a sad divorce]
I'M SO SORRY BABBU
I am hardly casting you out, Ambulon. [His tone is a little softer. This mech is staff that he would like to keep so he doesn't have to do the little jobs, after all.]
I just question your use of precious time that could be devoted to suffering cybertronians.
NO YER NOT
baby ocme back, we can blame it all on you