[VIDEO][TRANSMITTING FROM THE VECTORIAN SECTOR]

[copperkitty]

This is way too cool.

[Who is this guy? From this angle it's possible to see that his shoulders are suspiciously similar to another speedster who happens to already be here. Green optics watch the network eagerly as he seems to be shifting impatiently from foot to foot, as if staying still is a near physical impossibility for him.]

Okay, so we're all from different universes right?

So if I can run faster than all of you, does that mean that I'm the fastest in all the universes? And just so you know, I'm with CPDC (Cybertron Police Defence Command) back home so any lawbreaking will be dealt with immediately! [That felt really awesome, not gonna lie.] This place is kinda snazzy, but my room's kinda plain... does anyone know where I can find cool things to put in there? I don't mean ordinary cool things either, I mean cool cool things.

Hi by the way.

My name's Cheetor.

Comments

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Cheetor, huh?

Lemme guess ... you turn into a cheetah?

[video/whirljack]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

It means he cheats. Cheater.

[DUH.]

[video] hi there bb

[aerospacecommander]

I guess we should never invite him over for a game of poker.

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

....what's this 'we'?

[What are you, Whirl's boyfrand? No flowers or anything?]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

What, so you don't want to have a secret club house that we can kick the cat-kid out of?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Thought that was your job.

[Whirl is too cool for club houses. He got kicked out of the last one.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I am considering building my own base, you know.

But if you aren't interested ...

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Maybe I'll just build my own base right across from yours, then.

[Because you're a Decepticon. And he's Whirl. You can wake up every morning, stare across the ramparts of your base to Whirl doing yoga or something.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Fine by me.

[They can stare at each other.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Mine'll be nicer.

[And he'll play really loud music really early in the morning.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

We'll see.

[It'll be a game of who makes a better base and annoys the other one!]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Oh it is so ON.]

WE WILL. [You get The FACE.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

May the best mech win, then.

[video]

[copperkitty]

Uh... no...?

Wait, what's a cheetah?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

[He debates for approximately .02 seconds on whether or not he should speak the truth.]

Yellow-spotted organic creature that flies and breathes fire.

[video]

[copperkitty]

[...]

Organics can do that?

[Does that mean all the stories he's heard about them are true? D:]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Yes, some species like the ones who attract organic females -- kittens I believe they are called -- spit metal eroding acid.

If you ever visit Earth be sure to stay away from them.

[video]

[copperkitty]

[!!!!!!!]

Why would I want to visit a planet with metal-eating organics on it?!

[Stop believing him Cheetor it won't end well.]

Are the organics living here dangerous?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

I dunno, the current government system lost their minds or something.

I wasn't exactly "in the know" --

[He does the finger quotes maneuver there.]

Over that sort of thing.

As for the organics here ... not really. Just don't let any of them touch you.

[video]

[copperkitty]

Everyone knows Organics are bad news, them and their squishy bodies.

What happens if we accidentally step on one?

[He makes a face because that's just nasty.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Not that I've ever done so, but I've heard that if you squish one their fluids seep into your body and cause some sort of mental paralysis.

[video]

[copperkitty]

[Cheetor seriously has no words and can only manage a stunned expression.

Like heck is he going anywhere near an organic now.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

[BWAHHAHAHA]

And one more thing.

Human females? They have some sort of mind control thing going on if they get close enough. That's why they are in charge of their species.

I'm not sure how easily they can get into a Cybertronian mind, but I would just be a little careful about being around them for too long.

[video]

[copperkitty]

S-Seriously?

How do they do it? How can you stop them?

[Without killing them mind you.]

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

You can't --

Well that's not completely true.

I heard if you wrap some substance called 'tin foil' around your head, it'll block their abilities.