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re_alignment2012-09-03 07:55 pm
lightupthenight) wrote in re_alignment2012-09-03 07:55 pm
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one ember | [multimedia post]
[This starts out as a video of someone in a leather jacket and a somewhat intimidating helmet. It looks like the helmet and jacket have seen better days, by which we mean somebody's pretty clearly been through an explosion. An observant person might be able to tell by the background that this is somewhere in Megatronus' temple]
-- wasn't making them that big before. Jesus christ. I have to-- OH HELL NO. NO VIDEO YOU BASTARD
[the device is hurled across the room and shorts out. The audio's still working though]
Where's the mic? Even Wily doesn't make his shit this complica--------
[and that's the audio broken. There's nothing for a while, then, oh look, text from the same source]
holy hell my head hurts
okay listen up wily if your here i dont believe your robots shit about this being some other planet
that is seriously the stupidest bullshit youv ever fed this city and you hv fed us some stupid bullshit
i mean aliens really wily
you tried that once and nobody thought it was cool
so tgeres a few opsions:
1. robot lied and im dead this seems unlikely because my head is fucking the worst
2. this is some part of wilys complex that id didnt wknow about and hes toying with me (this seems liegit) (wouldn't put it past you to have this tech) (but in that case wow i am more fucked than i thought)
3. this is the future womehow and veryones dead adn i failed and robots are everywhere and whatever
4. it was telling the truth and this si some alien planet where robots run everything
everything is terrible and everything hurts
why am i debating this in the opn where he can see it
i mean you can see it
o yea concussion
and i am pretty sure my blood is moslyt alcohol atm
if this is another planet have you invented a hangover cure yet also a cure for concossions because yeah
-- wasn't making them that big before. Jesus christ. I have to-- OH HELL NO. NO VIDEO YOU BASTARD
[the device is hurled across the room and shorts out. The audio's still working though]
Where's the mic? Even Wily doesn't make his shit this complica--------
[and that's the audio broken. There's nothing for a while, then, oh look, text from the same source]
holy hell my head hurts
okay listen up wily if your here i dont believe your robots shit about this being some other planet
that is seriously the stupidest bullshit youv ever fed this city and you hv fed us some stupid bullshit
i mean aliens really wily
you tried that once and nobody thought it was cool
so tgeres a few opsions:
1. robot lied and im dead this seems unlikely because my head is fucking the worst
2. this is some part of wilys complex that id didnt wknow about and hes toying with me (this seems liegit) (wouldn't put it past you to have this tech) (but in that case wow i am more fucked than i thought)
3. this is the future womehow and veryones dead adn i failed and robots are everywhere and whatever
4. it was telling the truth and this si some alien planet where robots run everything
everything is terrible and everything hurts
why am i debating this in the opn where he can see it
i mean you can see it
o yea concussion
and i am pretty sure my blood is moslyt alcohol atm
if this is another planet have you invented a hangover cure yet also a cure for concossions because yeah
VIDEOOOOOOOOOO BRING IT YOU DAFT PUNK REJECT
I'd have fifty rounds with your name on them but I don't care enough to know what your name fraggin' is.
[And clearly, they are going to be besties.]
video; daft punk please, we are queen rejects :vb
Tha's better be rounds of beer, asshole, since when do robots use guns anyway. Real robots use knives. Like men. You know that helmet? That is a robot head. From a robot I murdered.
I will make hats of you all.
video; /dying
Then real 'men' are stupid and don't appreciate ranged weapons. [Like Whirl's personality. Lethal to 30 yards.]
Yeah? You don't mind if I record that whole robot murder confession thing and report it to the ROBOT POLICE, do you?
[Oh he's learned a few tricks from Empurata. Number one: use the police to do your dirty work.]
video; LOOK THEY ARE BEST FRIENZ you watch out whirl your head his his favorite kind of hat
video; so he likes the 'desklamp' look? tres chic
[It's true: he ships you and the crowbar.]
video; it is the hot look this season tru fax
video; clearly looking at you you are the expert on fashion
...that all you got? Frag. Robots must be lame where you're from.
[Plus the motorbike thing? Totally ripping off Gunmax. Whirl likes Gunmax. ...sorta. Leading to this stunning conclusion:]
You're a fraggin' robot poseur. You hate us because you wanna be us.
[Rung would be proud!]
video; yes
Do you have jump jets? I'm so putting those on my bike.
video
...yeah sorry. I've got my quota of being felt up by disgusting xenos for the month. Try again next month.
video
video
You think I let one of you pink naked things touch me?
[Gross. Beyond gross.]
video
[snerk]
Get all of our gross bacteria all over you, yep.
video