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[stickshiftittotheman]

[The camera cuts in on Mike, hands on the wheel and foot on the gas. It's kind of loud in here, too! Which, if you look at the merrily neon-green holo-speedometer, is because he's coasting along at 250 miles per gatdamn hour.]

Okay, so half an hour into total barren wasteland and the Duke pulling some wacko "Mike Chilton versus Aliens on the Moon" prank is looking way less likely. Which means I ammmmm... on another planet, talking to whoever's on the other end of this Link thing.

Right. I have no idea how I managed to fall through dimensions in the middle of the night. That is... kind of a new one for me. Anybody out there in radioland want to give me some layman's term answers? The welcoming party here was kind of chilly.

I really hope you guys have gas here. Getting Mutt here down the mountain was kinda rough drivi--

[He cuts off mid-sentence, having just blasted the car right over the top of one of the spires of rock jutting out of the ground.]

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[has_guts]

[The video shows a man leaning against the side of a red tractor trailer.]

Only thing I know is that we're all stuck here together. Pretty crazy, no? Whole alien planet and all.

permavideo;

[stickshiftittotheman]

Yeah, crazy's the word for it.

Well, we got here, right? There's gotta be some way home.

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[has_guts]

You would sure think so. Not the way I've heard anyone tell it though...

[stickshiftittotheman]

Has anybody tried anything? We gotta have an idea, at least. I mean, giant alien robots, someone has to know something.

[has_guts]

I don't think anyone's tried. Or if they have, no one's told me. I haven't been here all that long.