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[stickshiftittotheman]

[The camera cuts in on Mike, hands on the wheel and foot on the gas. It's kind of loud in here, too! Which, if you look at the merrily neon-green holo-speedometer, is because he's coasting along at 250 miles per gatdamn hour.]

Okay, so half an hour into total barren wasteland and the Duke pulling some wacko "Mike Chilton versus Aliens on the Moon" prank is looking way less likely. Which means I ammmmm... on another planet, talking to whoever's on the other end of this Link thing.

Right. I have no idea how I managed to fall through dimensions in the middle of the night. That is... kind of a new one for me. Anybody out there in radioland want to give me some layman's term answers? The welcoming party here was kind of chilly.

I really hope you guys have gas here. Getting Mutt here down the mountain was kinda rough drivi--

[He cuts off mid-sentence, having just blasted the car right over the top of one of the spires of rock jutting out of the ground.]

Comments

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Where does she even begin to start with you, mister. Speeding...reckless driving...]

NO TALKING ON THE PHONE WHILE DRIVING!!

[Or that.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

You left a party cold?! Now that's just rude, you could've at least tossed them a blanket!

[Thanks to recent drama, anything even remotely involving parties gets him a little stirred up. Oops.]

Video

[ex_dishonestly997]

Watch the rocks.

[yeah Starscream that was hella helpful]

Plenty of energon. Not so much gas.

[Voice]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Or you took some really bad hallucinogens. [Whirl has a point.]

Or maybe really good ones.

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

Some planet called Cybertron. If no one tipped you off, there's a lot of robots here.

CHAIN COMMENT YEAR

[lightupthenight]

[Video]

[has_guts]

[The video shows a man leaning against the side of a red tractor trailer.]

Only thing I know is that we're all stuck here together. Pretty crazy, no? Whole alien planet and all.

[Video]

[raceme]

Oh THAT thing goes fast. Nice [Blurr got priorities.]

...areyoustillalivesir?

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Hmm, good luck on gas. It's a rarity here. Had to change up my own engines for one that could burn energon.

[Voice] - at least for now =3

[notyourblueangel]

[Oh, look, squishy in a four-wheeler trying to catch some air.]

Heh . . . careful there, groundpounder. Those things aren't built to fly.

[Video]

[deusexraf]

For what it's worth, I only understand it so much, either. [the whole falling-through-dimensions thing]

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

I'd consider taking your vehicle to one of the local engineers. See if they can fit it with energon-based fuel. Gas is, as you've come to find, something of a rare commodity here. Until then, try not to drive off any cliffs; I'm still trying to figure out what human bones are, and would hate to have my limited skills tested on putting one back together so soon.

[automobile_enthusiast]

[Ooh.

Oooooh.

Oooooooh.]

Mm, I do hope your fine vehicle survived that fall.