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[stickshiftittotheman]

[The camera cuts in on Mike, hands on the wheel and foot on the gas. It's kind of loud in here, too! Which, if you look at the merrily neon-green holo-speedometer, is because he's coasting along at 250 miles per gatdamn hour.]

Okay, so half an hour into total barren wasteland and the Duke pulling some wacko "Mike Chilton versus Aliens on the Moon" prank is looking way less likely. Which means I ammmmm... on another planet, talking to whoever's on the other end of this Link thing.

Right. I have no idea how I managed to fall through dimensions in the middle of the night. That is... kind of a new one for me. Anybody out there in radioland want to give me some layman's term answers? The welcoming party here was kind of chilly.

I really hope you guys have gas here. Getting Mutt here down the mountain was kinda rough drivi--

[He cuts off mid-sentence, having just blasted the car right over the top of one of the spires of rock jutting out of the ground.]

Comments

[stickshiftittotheman]

So yeah, as long as you don't eat in her, honk the horn, mess with the glovebox, or fire any of the lasers. Actually just don't touch anything, and you're good.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Geez, Mike, tell him not to breathe why dontcha. Oh well, he doesn't care. He doesn't even notice the sad.

IT'S A CAR.]

I've never been inside a car before! Let alone the front seat... Wow...

[stickshiftittotheman]

It'd be kind of hard for you to be in the back seats.

[Namely because he doesn't have them. Mike.]

Where are you? I'll swing by and grab you.

[kingofthetvworld]

I'm in my room.

[Helpful.]

Don't worry, I'll stand outside the temple and wait. You can't miss me! I'm the only bear.

[There's a bit of a chuckle.]

[stickshiftittotheman]

Okay, you're gonna have to be a little more specific than that. I think I can find a bear okay, but I'm not so good at telling all the big alien structures apart yet.

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh, uh, er... Mine's the really big one? No, wait, they're all really big...

This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. They're all in a circle, so just drive around until you see me.

do you want quicklog here or what? :]

[stickshiftittotheman]

Deal. Be there in a few, and you can show me around.

Hey, I never got your name! I'm Mike.

whatever works for you c:

[kingofthetvworld]

[He gives a thumbs up, totally pumped.]

And I'm Teddie, your bear extraordinaire!