[VIDEO GLEAMING WITH JUSTICE *shhhhiiiinng!* ]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Behold, lowly denizens of Haven. It is Whirl, the Superhero you never knew you wanted, and probably still don't. But he is here to change that. He is going to win hearts and minds if he has to punch something's face off.]

[Yeah, sooner or later he'll get over his face-hate.]

[Whirl is broadcasting from his latest super-important heroic task. He's hovering in his robot mode, velos on his shoulders spinning up, keeping him airborne and ruffling a silver cape that is now down to his waist. Over his shoulder, you can dimly make out, on the ground below, an Acolyte, robed, hands clutched together in gratitude as Whirl goes about the MIGHTY DEED of....

[...rescuing kittens from a tree. The camera is attached to his wrist just above the basket where he's collecting the kittens, so the feed is periodically interrupted by little 'mew's. And as you watch, here's a tender sight: Whirl's massive, lethal claws holding a kitten. In one simple scissor, he could have two half-kittens *snip* but he does not, depositing the fuzzy grey blob in the basket.  This might be your first clue that something is seriously wrong here. Well....wrong being a relative term.]

This feat is INSUFFICIENTLY MIGHTY, citizens. [This is a heroic voice indeed, deep and studly. Just ask Ambulon.]   *mew*

Seriously. who the frag is launching entire colonies of kittens into trees? What is wrong with you people?

And why didn't you invite me?

[He blinks and his voice takes the deeper timbre.]

Citizens. I am more aware than most of the injustices rife amongst our midst.

Frag. Fraggin' First Aid probably shoved a thesaurus program into my aft. Creepy thought. Knew something was a little off about him. [What? Internalize his thoughts? It's canon: Whirl can't do that.]   *mew*

Maybe that Vandal , fraggin' human all...warm and gross and shifty. Or...Prism.

PRISM.   [Seethe.  Finally something Whirl can agree on. With himself. ]

Assorted miscreants, varlets, scoundrels and other indeterminate criminal types. I am putting you on notice. JUSTICE is HERE. And Justice has his optic on you.

[Justice however does not have a face.]

*mew*

Comments

[raceme]

Are you ...high or something?

[video] this response is entirely your fault

[whirlybird_of_prey]

CITIZEN. I am high on the mighty fumes of JUSTICE.

_{Someone fraggin' shoot me.}

[video] I LOVE IT. Where's Megamind when you got a hero for him to fight?

[raceme]

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The fum......how does justice smell? [Because he's wondering that right now.]

Whirl?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

GOOD. Justice smells good. Like kittens.

[Obviously you have never smelled it yourself. You must be some kind of delinquent.]

What the frag you want?

[video]

[raceme]

I don't understand how did you even <sub>find kittens in this planet BUT this is not the s-tran-gest thing I saw today.

justtryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.</sub>

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

In trees. [He'll pan the camera over to his POV. ] I didn't put 'em there. I'm just getting them down.

Because nothing offends justice more than an innocent in danger!

[You wouldn't want to offend Whirl, would you?]

[video]

[raceme]

They're really _cute it's ^nice that you are helping them.

[Is there a way to NOT offend Whirl?]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

OF COURSE I am helping. [Seriously. He is a hero. This is what he does. ]

Do you question my virtue and nobility?!

[To answer your question: probably not.]

[video]

[raceme]

No no not at all. [Better agree, there's something strange going on with everyone those days.]

[Sob.]

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

GOOD. And I presume you'll agree that we do not need your police force now that *I* am around.

Re: [video]

[raceme]

[WHAT


No.

UHm...] But what if you, the hero, needs back up?

[video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

...you wanna be my sidekick?

[Well, all right then but your costume has to look stupider than his.]

We can be a CRIME FIGHTING DUO

[raceme]

[Wait what when did he agree to this.]

IAMBUSYATTHEMOMENT but I'm sure we can find you a suitable sidekick.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[OH YOU THINK SO?]

Yeah? Busy doing what? [Planting Bombs, perhaps? Terrible riddle questions? He's so onto you you're not even onto yourself how onto you he is.]

[raceme]

[GAH.]

Trying to figure out what's wrong with me and my nightmares.

[Yeah doing all those things actually! And NOT really understanding what is going on.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What's wrong with you? You wanna list?

[Whirl: he's just trying to be helpful.]

Just saying I think we have bigger issues [WHIRL SURE DOES] than your fraggin' memory purges.

[raceme]

That won't be necessary.

[Like the hero he is.

Blurr is just silent, not very comfortable with this or anything that has been going on for the last days.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You sure? We could start with, I dunno, excessive blueness.

And..what the frat is that thing on top of your head? A handle or something?

[raceme]

You are blue-ish too. [Seriously, Blurr shut up. Whirl could have said something worse.]

[...worse like that.]

AHANDLE!? It's just a spike.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah but I'm less...bluetastic. [He's a hero; he can make up new words it is one of his powers silence!!!]

[Oh come on, you knew it was coming. It's Whirl.]

[Spike snicker.] So, like....it's a weapon?

[Head tiiiiiilt.]

[raceme]

Bluetastic sounds like fantastic SO it's okay. [We were not expecting any less.]

[True at that.]

[Why so mean Whirl? he's not asking you about your canon tits, or lasers, or whatever those are.]

No it's just part of my helmet. A rather sensitive part at that.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Sounds like but isn't.

[Blue weirdo.]

[Hey! Stop staring at his rack, you!]

...sensitive, huh? Like...how?

[raceme]

I ^like my paitnjob colors.

[Said the lamp.]

[I will once said rack stops pointing at me!]

Like a l...whydoyouwanyttoknow?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? I like JUSTICE. [Heh, forgot about his Hero Voice, did you?]

I dunno. You brought it up. I was just trying to make conversation creepy

[raceme]

Good for you _I approve. [How to forget it. It is very loud.]

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Letschangethesubject...please.