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[kingofthetvworld]

[I hope you like sobbing bears because that's exactly what you're getting right now. Teddie looks pathetically into the screen with what appears to be a...kazoo in his mouth, held in the same manner one would comically hold a cigar.

He probably found that thing in the junk pile. Ew. I hope he at least washed it before sticking it in his mouth...]

Is there anyone not going crazy right now?! 'Cause I don't know how long I can bear this!

[At first it was kind of funny, but after dealing with being on the other end of mood swings and sudden dinosaurs, it's becoming just a little too much. It'd be nice to know if there's at least someone out there who's a tiny bit stable. Who woulda thunk this would be so stressful?

He ends his message with a cute little note from the kazoo.]

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[winged_knight]

[Nobody's perfect.]

It is! Most definitely. [A tilt of the head.] In fact I have you to thank for part of that.

[kingofthetvworld]

...I did? How?! I didn't do anything!

[winged_knight]

[He can't help it Teddie. You look like a toy to him. So he's just gonna play.]

You're the best wingbear there ever was. [Dramatic flourish.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Toy? Sir, he is a man. A man who is very frightened and confused right now.]

I-I don't understand! The bar isn't even finished yet, I didn't get to be a wingbear. I don't even think we gathered the live studio audience.

[winged_knight]

[What happened to being a bear? Are you a manbear? A wingmanbear? Make up your mind.]

Oh Teddie, you're so good at this you don't even need the live studio audience or the bar. You did all right over the Link!

[kingofthetvworld]

I-I did? ...What did I do? I don't remember being a wingbear over the link at all.

[winged_knight]

Oh, it was a while ago. You don't remember? Apparently you're so good you do it without even realizing it! [He waves a hand.] But your efforts obviously paid off. [He leans in as if sharing an important secret.] _{Since I scored.}

[kingofthetvworld]

You did?! With who?

[Apparently talking about scoring is enough to make him forget how unsettling this is.]

[winged_knight]

I did! With Drift of course... [Confused yet?]

[Excellent! His diabolical plan is working! .... Hush you...evil newbies have to start somewhere!]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Yeah...what?]

Okay, you lost me.

[winged_knight]

Oh, I'm sorry. [He laughs, it's not really a giggle, more like a titter.] I forget I look different right now, all this craziness you know. I may look like Drift but I'm actually Wing. You know, the one who threw the big party?

[kingofthetvworld]

[UGH, this craziness is going to drive him... well, crazy! He pulls on his ears in frustration, where does he even begin?!]

Auugh, that doesn't even make sense! That's like saying you scored with yourself!

[winged_knight]

[Flow charts perhaps, even if this one would be short.]

_{No Teddie that was last night.}

Let me put it another way. I just look like my boyfriend right now.

[Granted, the relationship is a bit different the way Wing sees it, but he's trying to use language you understand.]

But the scoring, that happened before all this.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Teddie stops his nonsense for a moment and tries to serious up, doing his best to not appear afraid. He points an accusing paw in Wing's direction.]

Okay, why are you telling me this? I'm happy for you and all, but I didn't do anything and you're being a gigantic creeper! So what's the deal? Fess up!

URG Bedtime, more later! :D

[winged_knight]

[Oh Teddie, he looks hurt now! Wing puts on a show, shrinking a little and lacing his fingers together in front of him.]

I'm sorry Teddie I thought you'd want to know...since you've been such an inspiration.

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's not going to fall for it, or at least he's trying really hard not to.]

Y-Yes, I know I'm an ins-bear-ation to many, b-but not to the likes of you. I know what you are! You can't trick me...

[winged_knight]

[Oh Teddie, it's beautiful how you put up a fight!]

Why not to the likes of me? [It looks like he takes personal affront.] What is it that you think I am?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Get ready for this. He thinks he's a genius right now.]

I've seen it a million times, I'm pretty much an expert at this rate. You're clearly...

[Dramatic pause plus pointing at Wing accusingly]

Wing's Shadow!

OMG that icon.

[winged_knight]

[!!!]

...........clearly. [A beat.] Because I look just like him.

So you're an expert in shadow matters and scoring then?

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's screaming at this point.]

I'm an expert on EVERYTHING and you should stay the heck away from me!!

[winged_knight]

[He laughs. And it's definitely AT YOU. Gross cackling almost. RUDE!]

Oh are you? Then why have I scored and you haven't? Hmmm...?

[kingofthetvworld]

Because there's more robots than girls here, duh.

[He's trying very hard not to seem intimidated, but it's haaaaard.]

[winged_knight]

Oh but there are some. I've seen you talking to them. [An impish little smile.]
Maybe you're the one who needs some tips.

[All things considered Teddie, you are putting up a pretty brave front.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's a mess on the inside, trust me.]

F-For your information, I'm open to tips.