re_alignment | [video][signal scramble]

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✘ megamind | megamind

[video][signal scramble]

[ The video opens up on a cybertronian-sized table. And on it-- standing on it, that is -- is Megamind. He's got a few things set up here, and he has a rifle with strange designs on it. ]

Alright. I get it. Ha ha ha.

"Cereal killer."

[ He gestures, takes the gun up, aims-- and fires. And ...cereal begins to materialize mid laser-stream, flaky deliciousness pelting his target. ]

I thought, you see, about dismantling this pranked gun, but then I realize...

I realize that there are a lot of folks who've got to ear. When was the last time anybody had breakfast cereal? So... What will you give me for boxes and boxes of cereal? You humans need your grains! Here's a good supply!

Well? Anybody? Start with the offers! I'll start selling you people boxes of delicious crunchy foods!

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We'll see about that!

You can't escape me, Mr. Villain!

You better be prepared.

I've already escaped you by being much more clever than you! [ SO THERE. ]

You'll never find me.

Oh, I'll find you.

I've got the touch.

I've got the power.

Don't you quote Stan Bush at me.

Your MOM quotes Stan Bush!

Shut up about my mom!

She listens to way better stuff than Stan Bush in evil heaven!

Oh yeah? Have you ever been to evil heaven?

Hello, I am alive.

Then how do you know what's in evil heaven? For all you know, they could like country.

Because country music is what sheep and dullards listen to!

Except Johnny Cash. He doesn't count. And he isn't really country anyway.

Johnny Cash, huh?

Sounds like a guy I need to pay a visit to~

You'll never find me. I am unfindable! Ensconced in a secret lab!

[ and so proud of it, too. ]

So it's a lab too...

Hmmm~

It's a fantastic place you'll never see.

Well, I should leave you to your chase. Good luck!

[ And cackling at the very idea, he ends his transmission. ]

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