[video][signal scramble]

[megamind]

[ The video opens up on a cybertronian-sized table. And on it-- standing on it, that is -- is Megamind. He's got a few things set up here, and he has a rifle with strange designs on it. ]

Alright. I get it. Ha ha ha.

"Cereal killer."

[ He gestures, takes the gun up, aims-- and fires. And ...cereal begins to materialize mid laser-stream, flaky deliciousness pelting his target. ]

I thought, you see, about dismantling this pranked gun, but then I realize...

I realize that there are a lot of folks who've got to ear. When was the last time anybody had breakfast cereal? So... What will you give me for boxes and boxes of cereal? You humans need your grains! Here's a good supply!

Well? Anybody? Start with the offers! I'll start selling you people boxes of delicious crunchy foods!

Comments

[raceme]

[Blurr smirks.] Being GOOD would be so Bad to you?

[megamind]

Hey no turning it around like that. This is merely to alleviate boredom.

Besides, how do you know I'm not going to deliver their tasty cereal by firing on them?

[raceme]

Alright alright. I admit that boredom's a killer.

I don't' know...will you? Do you ^want to be know as the Cereal villain? It's not a very _intimidating nickname.

[megamind]

...no, that's... that's pretty lame. Got a point there.

I'll have to think of some other uses for cereal...

[raceme]

I am _aware of the importance of nicknames When I was part of the illegal car races I noticed that all the drivers HAD THOSE.

[megamind]

I hate nick--

Did you say illegal racing?

[raceme]

I.. yeah I did I was forced to participate on those. I ALWAYS won though.

[megamind]

Forced? [ Oh well you're boring again, Blurr. And here he was hoping you were occasionally awesome. ] Oh, well. Whatever.

[raceme]

A human INVENTED a machine that could force mechs like me to stay in alt mode form. [He was using a fragment of the allspark too, but Megamind doesn't need to know that.]

[megamind]

Oh, really? How interesting. [ But that means it can be done. Good to know. ]

[raceme]

I figured that YOU would be interested in that [This is exactly why he didn't tell him about the spark fragment.]

[megamind]

[ Doesn't mean it an't be done without one. There'll be a way. It may be less elegant or less powerful, but where there's a will, there is a way. ]

Of course I am. I'm a villain. We've been over this, lawbot.

[raceme]

[:/;;;;; YOU WOULD.]

Even villains have a reason to do what they ^do So what's yours?

[megamind]

Destiny! Why, this is my calling!

[raceme]

D-destiny? [What]

[megamind]

Destiny. A Calling. Meant to be. Fate.

[raceme]

So you really think that you was born to be a villain? But why? [Even Megatron had a more defined reason in the beginning.]

[megamind]

Of course. Why else would I be so good at it?

[raceme]

Co-in-ci-den-ce...? People can change.

[megamind]

No, they can't. They can make noises, they can pretend-- but in the end-- the contents of the book doesn't change just because you put a different slipcover on it.

[ This is getting way too close to home. Blurr, you have this talent for making Megamind really cranky. ]</small.

[raceme]

[Oh he does that to others, it's natural talent in fact.] But you can write new chapter can't you? It's all aboit trying.