re_alignment | [Video/ Origin: Nexus Prime's Temple] ...Scribblenauts? (Backdated to earlier this week)

[Sari laughs as she turns on the camera; briefly giving a closeup of her eye before deliberately setting the camera down on the floor.]

So, I got the cooooolest surprise this morning!

[Despite the scavenged nature of...pretty much everything in the Haven, what few second-hand items that are visible on the screen make it obvious this is the room of a little girl.

Patchy pink quilt.

Stuffed robo-teddy, minus some stuffing.

Scraggly purple plant in a cracked pot.

Dolls in mis-matched clothing.

Half used crayons...

Scribbly drawings of Autobots and Decepticons alike...that dance into view all on their own.

...What.]

Hehe! Check this out!

[Flat and partially transparent from where the crayon didn't quite fill them in, the two-dimensional creations still manage to caper around the three-dimensional world, brandishing bits of twigs or metal fragments or just their flat fists at one another. Optimus, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Prowl, Ratchet - the gang is all there and valiantly (and comically) fending off the equally comical attacks of the tiny Decepticons. They make no sounds of their own, aside from the sound of things being knocked over, but word bubbles appear over their heads as if drawn by an invisible hand, and weapon attacks create brightly colored BAMS and POWS and ZOWIES that dissipate into crayon-colored smoke. Scribble!Lugnut's P.O.K.E. attack makes a especially impressive cartoon boom, sending them all flying, much to Sari's gleeful amusement.]

Aren't they awesome!

[She beams, watching the fight and cheering on the appropriate side. It's the most amazing thing EVER!

...Too bad she can't help but be a little wistful, watching the messily-drawn shapes of her friends when most of the real ones aren't here.]

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SLAVERY IS NOT AWESOME, criminal.

[Because that's what that is, right? You're keeping little robots slaves and making them fight for your own amusement.]

...Uh. Say what?

Don't get all monosyllabic on me.

You know what I'm talking about. Making mechs fight for your amusement?

...fraggin' sicko.

-Hey!

I don't even know what you're talking about, you jerk! They've been fighting on their own since they showed up!

[Jerk? His reputation clearly precedes him. And it is magnificent. ]

And that makes it okay to enjoy it. Riiiiiiight.

[Meanwhile, he's not-so-subtly craning his own head for a better look. He likes a good aft-whuppin', what can he say?]

What, you think I should have a tea-party with them or something? Whatever!

[He does seem rather curious, but it's hard to tell with the mono-optic and all.]

...If I reaaaally was making them fight, I'd figure out how to make a Pay-Per-View channel on this thing.

[...That is oddly tempting, actually.]

Depends what 'T party' is a secret code for. [Because he thinks he knows what it is, you cog snatcher you.]

YOU FIENDISH CAPITALIST You're just like Megatron.

...It's tea. Tea, like the drink?!

[GASP. Capitalist? Sure, her dad is a robotics tycoon. But MEGATRON? Now you go TOO FAR!]

Megatron? That- that doesn't even work!

What is wrong with you?

Drink. [Look at this face and the lack of the mouth. You insensitive creep!]

Sure it does. Arena. Making robots fight for his amusement.

[Come on show the page so he can watch better.]

What's wrong with me is JUSTICE. [Yeah he hates it. So much. You have no idea.]

Yeah, a drink! Like oil or energon or whatever. Only not as gross!

[No face? Pfft, big deal! She knows giant robots have to drink, right? Even if it isn't obvious HOW.]

...That isn't how justice works, dummy!

Edited 2012-10-06 09:38 (UTC)

Oil is not gross.

You're gross.

[He's actually even less mature than you, Sari. Congratulations?]

Look. I have a cape. That means I am Justice incarnate.

[deal with it.gif]

No you're gross!

[...which one is the robot child again?]

And your face and your cape are ugly!

[Well, he can't deny that. He is pretty gross.]

Hey, at least I'm not the one with the huge freakish malformed head. And that whatever you call a face.

[Oh, yeah, he went there.]

Pft. You wouldn't know style if it ripped your head off.

Hey! My head is perfectly normal!

[She is NORMAL, dammit! Perfectly normal, nevermind the robotic insides. Nopenopenope.]

But you! Looks like someone already did rip your head off!

Perfectly normal for what?

[Weirdo. Big headed weirdo.]

I'm a lean, mean awesome machine. [You ignoramus how could you not see that?]

Normal for people!

I'm human, stupid!

[Totally. Completely. Human.]

And you're still ugly!

Edited 2012-10-15 06:31 (UTC)

You're a human, stupid? Do they make human, smart? Or human, less-freakishly-designed?

[Oh ouch that wounds him.]

You can't appreciate how awesome I am with your optics all the way on the sides of your head like that.

They're eyes and they are right where they're supposed to be!

[And then she just. Screeches in incoherent, childish fury...and sticks out her tongue, blowing a raspberry.]

You're so dumb! That's not what I was saying at all!

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