[Video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The video feed pops on to this:
  Around the kitten, you can see the rippling silver folds of...is that a cape? You've seen that before, recently, normally dangling from the spindly shoulders of Haven's favorite helicopter. (Since his competition for that title is basically Airachnid? Whirl wins. By a tiny, tiny bit.) The kitten moves forward, bumping the camera with its nose and then, a voice, familiar enough.]

Graaah This sucks.

((ooc: refers to this ))

Comments

Kitten

[whirlybird_of_prey]

One. Because no one gets one over on Whirl.

[EVER!!}

ppff

[raceme]

It's ^really cute.

Pity about _your cape though WAS it longer than the fi-rst time I saw it?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

It's also....

[Wait for it]

Mine.

...what's wrong with my cape? [Seriously. Is the mech with the blue handle on his head going to offer fashion advice?]

[raceme]

Yours? [Is Whirl even capable of taking care of another living being? Blurr doesn't even want to think about it.] What are you going to name it?

Did It grow? Seemslargersthanbefore. [Oi, do you have something against head spikes,lamp?]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Mine. [Hiss. Swat swat. Stay away from Splat.]

Splat. Rhymes with Cat. Which is what it is. [In case you don't know.]

Kitten. That's what they do. Grow and slag. [Whirl has something against everything, Blurr. It's not personal, you egomaniac.]

[raceme]

AH.

I know it's a cat. IT'S a _boy cat or a ^girl cat?

No no not the cat I meant the cap...nevermind. [Course is not.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

It's a what cat? [Boy? Girl?]....Splat's grey.

Yeah, it grew in proportion to my fraggin' awesome.

[And he gets to keep it!]

[raceme]

Organics have different sex and genders and they can do different things. [Don't ask what sort of thigns, Blurr only has a vague idea about this sex concept.]

How are those two things even related?

[Cute.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Oh whatever. All I care about is if it can kill.

[This is Whirl we're talking about.]

Because I am awesome. And my cape is awesome. And Splat is...growing awesome. Connect the dots, blue moon.

[raceme]

And..it can? [Blurr doesn't know ALL that much about certain organics.]

You are making no sense as usual BUT congrats for getting a kitty.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Frag. Look at these dentae. [He'll hold Splat up to the camera for a shot of needle sharp kitten teeth.] Little murder machine. [He's so proud.]

Hey, I earned this.

[raceme]

[oh, adorable.] Really terri-fi-ying. Don't show him to Cheetor..._{you see, he thinks that kittens shot lasers} please.

I know that's why I said CONGRATS.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Damn straight. Gonna kill the hell out of everything when I'm done with him

[He's so proud.]

....lasers, you say.

[IDEA.]

[raceme]

[OH FRAG.]

NO I said...er...oranges!

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. Orange would be a good color for the lasers. [Whirl is musing. Splat with lasers? Pew pew mew. He likes it.]

[raceme]

You ALWAYS have to do this?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah. Rung's always talking about being 'consistent'.

[There you go: consistently appalling. Therapy's working!]

[raceme]

And you trust him? I justmethimandheseems...nice.

[Also interested in Blurr's life and troubles. It makes him a bit wary.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Have a completely pitying look. ]

You're asking me if I trust someone. [Really? This IS Whirl you're talking to.]

[A shrug.] He hasn't screwed me over.

...yet.

[raceme]

Considering how little you think of people in general YOU being ^able to _{at least} trust someone it would say a LOT about that someone.

[He knows that. And if whirl kinda-sorta-likes Rung that means the old bot must be really special.]

Itssomething.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Right. I'm going to say this nice and slow.


Just to frustrate you. [Because you're all about speed so he's going to do the opposite.]

Don't.


Frag.


With.


Rung.

[raceme]

It doesn't _frustrate me everyone is slower than me.

[He's used to it, d'uh.]

I wasn't going to fr...mess with him I told you I think he's nice.

[But you care about Eyebrowsbot, so sweet, Whirl.]

oh god i'm sorry

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Everyone's cooler than you, too.

That mean you're gonna draw him evil too, now?

LOL no need to apologize, I love Whirl. I know how he is ♥

[raceme]

nothefirsttimeiveheardthat....try harder the next time if you are trying to offend me Whirl.

[...yeah, harder like that.]

I was the pages's fault...

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I don't care enough to try to offend you.

Uh huh. And if you'd drawn all of you as kittens having a tea party, I kinda think there wouldn't have been, you know, bombs.

Blame the pages all you want. If it makes you feel better. It was still your idea.