[Voice] Trying Too Hard

[vandalization]

So that's it then. Everything is back to "normal". As normal as this place gets and we're all left a little more fucked up than when we started.

Let's talk, humans, bears, Autobots, Decepticons. We're all people stuck here. Some of us want to be here, some of us don't...

But.

I just want to hear something good.

It doesn't matter if we're friends or not. But I'd like to hear from you.

Have you made friends here?

Would you rather go home or stay? If you want to go home, what is it there that you miss?

What makes you happy?

Comments

[vandalization]

Can I please please please come pet him?

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Have The Face. Staring at you.]

One condition.


No.

Perceptor.

[vandalization]

Okay, okay. No Percy.

I just wanna cuddle your kitty.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I know where you live.

[Creepy? He's counting on it. Don't get any big ideas about Splatnapping.]

[vandalization]

Like I give a fuck. I'll be over later to see you guys.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

...feeling I'm going to regret this.

[Then again, he always has that feeling. But if he wasn't so proud of Splat, you know, it'd be totally different.]

[vandalization]

Ah don't be so pessimistic.

[Coming from her? That's ironic.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

You mean reality-istic.

[He's got four million years of cynicism on you.]

[vandalization]

Sure we can go with that.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

...you frag with Splat and I will end you.

[Not a threat, just fact.]

[vandalization]

Yeah, yeah, like I would hurt a cat.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Like I trust you. Last time I went anywhere with you I got shot.


And I was trying to be chivalrous, too. [Also you tried to stab him in the foot. Why you play so hard to get, bb?]

[vandalization]

Hey, I didn't tell him to shoot you.

Yuh-huh. Okay. Mmmhmm.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[That's the only reason he's even talking to you.]

[Well, other than the fact that he's Whirl.]

I said 'trying'.

[vandalization]

You deserved that.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Says you. [Aaaaaand everyone else in Haven. But Whirl is slave to no man's judgment.]

[....except Ultra Magnus.]

[vandalization]

Hey Whirl, why are you such a dick?

[Just. Asking casually.]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I gotta have a reason? [Are you trying to confuse him?]

[vandalization]

Nobody is that much of a dick without a reason.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

I got reasons, trust me.

[Right. Trust Whirl. He's so funny.]

[vandalization]

Well that's vague. But I suppose if you don't wanna talk about it I won't make you.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

What do you care? It's boring. Blah blah rotten life blackmail blah blah crushed hopes whatever.

[vandalization]

Doesn't sound boring to me. Sounds like a shit time.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Both. What's your point?

[vandalization]

Just curious I guess.