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[ Guess who's back to shooting things in the junk pile?

This guy.

Hopefully he's being more careful, seeing as he's narrating this entry while staring down the scope of... Something. It looks like a fusion of his usual sniper rifle and a certain someone's plasma weaponry. ]

I'm rather fascinated with the abilities of those pages to create a working item from admittedly sparse notes. This particular weapon functions far better than I could have hoped, considering I did little more than jot down a few rough concept sketches. The accuracy is a little off at the moment, but with a few adjustments I feel it could be quite formidable in combat scenarios.

[ He pauses to line up a shot, humming thoughtfully as a bright blue blast obliterates something (that looks uncannily like a toaster) in the distance. ]

Hm, perhaps if I modified the scope...

Ah, Vandal, could you spare a moment or two? Seeing as the conceptual basis of this gun originates in your technology, I would appreciate your input on modifying it further.

To everyone else... Has anyone had any items or effects linger from the, mm, outbreak of oddities we experienced recently?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Yes please!

Edited 2012-10-05 06:31 (UTC)

Then consider me on my way.

Consider yourself considered on your way.

[ Guess who's popping into the medbay a little while later. ]

Are you ready to go?

Yep!

[Guess who's scaling you like a rock wall.]

[ Young lady that is not how you treat a giant robot. Perceptor scoops her up and deposits her on his un-scoped shoulder. ]

We may have company later. There have been a couple of parties interested in joining us.

[Yes it is don't tell her what she can't do. She sits up there pretty contented, though.]

Yeah? Is it Drift? I bet it's Drift. Tell him to hurry up. We can all get drinks later.

Drift is one of them, yes. The other is Kagerou. Are you at all familiar with him?

[ Doot doot back to the junk pile woo. ]

[She's gonna busy herself with untangling a nest of wires behind your neck. Shes like a little lamprey or something.]

Oh yes! We're good friends. Sweet, this is gonna be fucking awesome, then.

Oh, good. I offered to--

[ Wait, what are you doing back there-- ]

A-ah. Vandal...

[PAUSE.]

Yeah?

That. Tickles.

Oh. Okay.

[DOES IT MORE.]

You realize saying that is kind of like a invitation, y'know.

You do realize I could simply reach back and stop you, yes?

[ And yet he's not. ]

Yeah? And?

[How far can she push your buttons?]

It's rather rude, don't you think?

[ HUFF. ]

Actually it's kind of cute, but who's counting?

It's also very distracting.

I'll stop when you have something other than walking to do.

[ He just sighs.

LOOK, IT'S THE JUNK PILE. Perceptor offers Vandal a hand. ]

Oh don't give me that.

[She reluctantly climbs into his hand.]

[ He lowers her to the ground. ]

Did you bring your own firearms?

[She slides off and looks back up at him.]

Yeah, as usual. But I really wanna see yours.

Of course. [ That's the whole reason she's here, after all. Cue Perceptor hauling out his new gun and placing it on the ground next to Vandal. ]

See for yourself.

[Excuse her. She's going to have a ~~girl~~ engineer moment and squeal a little, running her fingers over the weapon.]

My god...

It's beautiful.

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