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[catwoman]

[She appears on the screen. Just a regular black haired and green eyed human. Nothing unusual about her at all, right?]

Okay. I know I should be used to waking up in places and not remembering how I got there ...

But this is too much, even for me.

I'm just going to pretend this is a dream and not a bad sci-fi movie I've fallen into.

[She had to have been drugged. Only explanation.]

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[video]

[wreckandrotors]

[You look female. And hot. Two very awesome things in Springer's world. ]

You need some help?

[Because you look like a damsel. In distress, even. So why not just tapdance on his chivalry button while you're at it?]

[video]

[catwoman]

I wouldn't want to be too much trouble. You don't have to go out of your way to help little ol' me.

I mean, unless you really want to. I could use the help.

[Would this work on a talking green robot? Time to find out.]

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

[Oh wow you are hitting all his kinks hero buttons.]

Oh, it's no trouble at all, Miss...?

[Oh right. Name!] Name's Springer, by the way.

[video]

[catwoman]

Kyle. Selina Kyle.

[No reason not to use her real name, when she had all her records back home wiped clean. No one seems to know her anyway!]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Springer. You're so sweet offering to help me like this.

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

[Ooooo, pretty name. Now if she just wore pink, she'd be a trifecta of every one of Springer's weaknesses.]

Hey, what kind of mech could ignore a lady in need? [Time to try some of the ol' Springer charm.] Especially not one so lovely.

[video]

[catwoman]

Now you're just trying to flatter me. Keep it up, handsome, it's working.

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

Oh I can keep this up for vorns with the right encouragement.

[He has a pretty low bar for 'right encouragement'. ]

But I can multitask, beautiful. You need a lift somewhere?

[video]

[catwoman]

I could use a tour, or at least a map. Both would be ideal.

Unless you want to be my personal chauffeur, but that would be unfair of me to take up all your valuable time.