re_alignment | [Video | Solus Temple]

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[She appears on the screen. Just a regular black haired and green eyed human. Nothing unusual about her at all, right?]

Okay. I know I should be used to waking up in places and not remembering how I got there ...

But this is too much, even for me.

I'm just going to pretend this is a dream and not a bad sci-fi movie I've fallen into.

[She had to have been drugged. Only explanation.]

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It could be worse. Most of us aren't that bad... I think.

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What's 'sci-fi'?

You know, talking robots and a robot planet full of things a girl like me couldn't understand.

[Playing an idiot always works in these situations. Not that she's been on alien planets before. But still.]

You look kind of like a cat.

...Everyone keeps saying that.

I do not look like a cat alright?

Well, I was going to say that you were a pretty cute one, but if you insist ...

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What! No way! If anything, this is a cool sci-fi movie.

[You can tell because there aren't any zippers on the robots.

...Just the bears.]

[Okay. This was new. Bear-guy. She can deal with that.]

Does that make you the hero of this movie?

[Don't...what, why? Why would you give him that idea? What a horrible idea.

He gasps.]

I'd like to think I am now!

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[You look female. And hot. Two very awesome things in Springer's world. ]

You need some help?

[Because you look like a damsel. In distress, even. So why not just tapdance on his chivalry button while you're at it?]

I wouldn't want to be too much trouble. You don't have to go out of your way to help little ol' me.

I mean, unless you really want to. I could use the help.

[Would this work on a talking green robot? Time to find out.]

[Oh wow you are hitting all his ~~kinks~~ hero buttons.]

Oh, it's no trouble at all, Miss...?

[Oh right. Name!] Name's Springer, by the way.

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Aw, man, jus' another meatbag runnin' around th' place. Git yer own planet!

[The irony in that comment is astounding.]

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Are you a little kid robot? I'm sorry, I'm not very good with children.

[And apparently some robots were jerks. Jerk.]

Kid!? Jus' cause I'm small don't make me no fraggin' youngling! [flails his fists in a very ~mature~ manner]

An' at least I ain't made outta clammy tissue paper an' have a - a - [gestures to the top of head] mop on my head!

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[Oh! Normal people!]

Afraid you're stuck in a sci-fi movie. The jury is still out on if it's a good or bad one, though.

I wish I could tell you differently.

[Aha, he has a sense of humor.]

If it's a bad one, lets hope there isn't a sequel.

Don't you know? There's always a sequel. It's easier than Hollywood coming up with new ideas.

[Some kind of sense of humor, at least. Which he's praying doesn't get a blank stare.]

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no its p much the worst scifi ever made
its also true which is the problem

Care to enlighten me more, mysterious text person?

[Hi Selena, have a scruffy asshole]

Alright, you're probably not a robot, so I'll give you video.

Basically: there's a rip in spacetime in the junkyard, there's thirteen robot gods who for some reason want us to serve them for some crazy unknown purpose, also robots were built by god, according to them.

Which I don't buy, of course, but whatever.

Anyway, trust me, I've spent the last month or so trying to prove that this isn't real, but it's all coming up "nope, sorry Joe, this is a thing that sure did happen." What'd the man say? Reality is that which, if you stop believing in it, doesn't go away?

Point being, sorry babe, you're in the worst episode of Doctor Who ever written, and I don't think the Doctor's shown up yet.

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I promise is not as bad as it LOOKS LIKE at first miss.

[Okay. More robots. She can deal. It's not like she hasn't been through worse.]

And just how bad is it, then?

[This one is polite at least?]

I admit it's harder for organics than it is for MY people _{this is our planet after all} but you have a place to call your own NO one will hurt you I make sure of that and the food for organics improved now that you all have gardens.

What can I say? A girl's gotta live.

[But sadly, yes.]

Can't say a good time that ends with waking in a strange place sounds all that good. It had better be a pretty spectacular time to be worth it.

That all you did, back in your world?

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