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[catwoman]

[She appears on the screen. Just a regular black haired and green eyed human. Nothing unusual about her at all, right?]

Okay. I know I should be used to waking up in places and not remembering how I got there ...

But this is too much, even for me.

I'm just going to pretend this is a dream and not a bad sci-fi movie I've fallen into.

[She had to have been drugged. Only explanation.]

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[Video]

[copperkitty]

It could be worse. Most of us aren't that bad... I think.

...

What's 'sci-fi'?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

What! No way! If anything, this is a cool sci-fi movie.

[You can tell because there aren't any zippers on the robots.

...Just the bears.]

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

[You look female. And hot. Two very awesome things in Springer's world. ]

You need some help?

[Because you look like a damsel. In distress, even. So why not just tapdance on his chivalry button while you're at it?]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Aw, man, jus' another meatbag runnin' around th' place. Git yer own planet!

[The irony in that comment is astounding.]

[Video]

[catwoman]

You know, talking robots and a robot planet full of things a girl like me couldn't understand.

[Playing an idiot always works in these situations. Not that she's been on alien planets before. But still.]

You look kind of like a cat.

[Video]

[catwoman]

[Okay. This was new. Bear-guy. She can deal with that.]

Does that make you the hero of this movie?

[video]

[catwoman]

I wouldn't want to be too much trouble. You don't have to go out of your way to help little ol' me.

I mean, unless you really want to. I could use the help.

[Would this work on a talking green robot? Time to find out.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Don't...what, why? Why would you give him that idea? What a horrible idea.

He gasps.]

I'd like to think I am now!

[video]

[catwoman]

Are you a little kid robot? I'm sorry, I'm not very good with children.

[And apparently some robots were jerks. Jerk.]

[Video]

[catwoman]

And as the hero do you protect the poor and defenseless from all these big scary things?

I mean, every hero has a girl he protects.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I would if the big, scary things were actually mean here. Turns out they're pretty nice guys! But if you ever need protecting, I'm your bear.

[Video]

[copperkitty]

...Everyone keeps saying that.

I do not look like a cat alright?

[cpt_timeruiner]

[Oh! Normal people!]

Afraid you're stuck in a sci-fi movie. The jury is still out on if it's a good or bad one, though.

I wish I could tell you differently.

[Video]

[catwoman]

Well, I was going to say that you were a pretty cute one, but if you insist ...

[Video]

[catwoman]

So there is no one in this whole big, scary place that will try and get me?

[She needs to know these things man.]

[catwoman]

[Aha, he has a sense of humor.]

If it's a bad one, lets hope there isn't a sequel.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

...Maybe? Why would you want someone to get you?

[What are you, a weirdo?]

[cpt_timeruiner]

Don't you know? There's always a sequel. It's easier than Hollywood coming up with new ideas.

[Some kind of sense of humor, at least. Which he's praying doesn't get a blank stare.]

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[lightupthenight]

no its p much the worst scifi ever made
its also true which is the problem

[Video]

[copperkitty]

Cute? I'm not cute!

I'm the meanest cop you'll ever see!

[He huffs and seems crosses his arms.]

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Kid!? Jus' cause I'm small don't make me no fraggin' youngling! [flails his fists in a very ~mature~ manner]

An' at least I ain't made outta clammy tissue paper an' have a - a - [gestures to the top of head] mop on my head!

[Video]

[raceme]

I promise is not as bad as it LOOKS LIKE at first miss.

[video]

[wreckandrotors]

[Oh wow you are hitting all his kinks hero buttons.]

Oh, it's no trouble at all, Miss...?

[Oh right. Name!] Name's Springer, by the way.

[Audio]

[dontasktrix]

This happens to you often?

[Video]

[catwoman]

[Look whose talking, Bear-boy.]

Heroes need villains, right? I'm just making sure it's not that kind of movie.