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[catwoman]

[She appears on the screen. Just a regular black haired and green eyed human. Nothing unusual about her at all, right?]

Okay. I know I should be used to waking up in places and not remembering how I got there ...

But this is too much, even for me.

I'm just going to pretend this is a dream and not a bad sci-fi movie I've fallen into.

[She had to have been drugged. Only explanation.]

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[lightupthenight]

[Hi Selena, have a scruffy asshole]

Alright, you're probably not a robot, so I'll give you video.

Basically: there's a rip in spacetime in the junkyard, there's thirteen robot gods who for some reason want us to serve them for some crazy unknown purpose, also robots were built by god, according to them.

Which I don't buy, of course, but whatever.

Anyway, trust me, I've spent the last month or so trying to prove that this isn't real, but it's all coming up "nope, sorry Joe, this is a thing that sure did happen." What'd the man say? Reality is that which, if you stop believing in it, doesn't go away?

Point being, sorry babe, you're in the worst episode of Doctor Who ever written, and I don't think the Doctor's shown up yet.

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[catwoman]

Sounds like we're all in a giant mess then.

All these robots around, I just don't know what to do with myself ...

But thanks, handsome, I appreciate you telling me.

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[lightupthenight]

Well, you're welcome, gorgeous.

Personally I've just been tryin to piss 'em all off. They're so uptight it's hilarious.

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[catwoman]

So far some of them seem sweet. Awkward as five year old girls, but still sweet.

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[lightupthenight]

Yeah, but then there's the creepy ones that say things like they're gonna purge all organics or whatever.

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[catwoman]

That's just wonderful. Any easy way to know which ones are those? I'd kind of like to avoid being purged and all.