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[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

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[raceme]

[Blurr didn't understand the 80% of the things you said.]

What'sSkinemax?

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ It is time to earn some PSA cred! If only Siryn were here to see this. Amphetamine abuse is so 1980s, anyway. ]

Did no one ever tell you 'Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay'?

Sure, I know we all say, oh hey, experimental toxic substances are a victimless crime.

[ Looking at you, Canadian government. With Extreme Sarcasm.]

But think of your family. Or, [Sniffle] think of the children!

[raceme]

Yes I know ^{drugs are bad} but what does that have anything to do with this conversation?

My people can't have children.

[holla_atcha_boy]

That's why.

[ the poor sod's further gone than we thought: he can't even follow a conversation. Tsk.]

That's not what the kink meme says.

[ He reads! ]

[raceme]

Care to explain what's a KINK meme?

[holla_atcha_boy]

Hey, no one's gonna say that Deadpool doesn't care.

But first you tell me, where do baby robots come from?

You know. Quid pro quo. Cultural exchange and all that.

[raceme]

We don't have babies mechs like use are made from full grown protoforms sir.

I don't mind sharing information NOT at all MY people doesn't have reproductive organs like or-ga-nics do that's why ^{we don't} have children that way.

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ What'd I tell you. Kinky. ]

So, it's true. Life under our new robot overlords is not worth living.


Too bad I can't kill myself.

[ Oh, you always say that. ]

[raceme]

There are ^{other humans} here if you are interested in forming a family. [He's guessing you are a human.] But most of them are rather young.

[holla_atcha_boy]

Family? Son. You are missing the entire point of porn.

[ Come on. You've always wanted a Baby!Deadpool. Another life, to shelter and shape, teach lessons to, like how to set a fuse, the best kind of ammunition to use in a wet climate..... You could call yourself Dadpool.]

[raceme]

And what's point of porn?


For what matters what is p-o-r-n?

[holla_atcha_boy]

Porn is the poetry of the endocrine system, the symphony of the common man and blessing of the working schmoe.

In other words, the point is.....


BOOBIES

[raceme]

I don't think we have those here. [What even is a BOBBIE?] What ^{do they look} like?

[holla_atcha_boy]

Guess you're not a fan of G1 Jazz. Serious moobs on that one. Mega boobs. Mecha mega roboboobies.

[ Nice light piping, too. ]

Hey, what parts of you light up?

[raceme]

Ah you _{mean the} chassis? There's jazz in my universe...g1?...have you two met?

My shoulders. [His headlgiths are there when he's not in car mode.]

[holla_atcha_boy]

...you know. You really ought get that ^speech _thing checked out.

[ Because you're a regular Caruso, right? ]

Any of your kind light up in the manbits?

[raceme]

There is nothing wrong with the way ^{I talk} sir.

Manbits?