[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

Comments

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

.....Oh bloody hell.

[video]

[windyellow]

[Dustin is staring a bit at Deadpool's mask.]

Okay this might sound a bit crazy dude, but uh... Are you... Deadpool?

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

You.

[ Now might be a bad time to think about, you know, your little trucking stint.]

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

In the hideously-scarred flesh.

[ Oh, look, a fan!]

[ ...wait. Maybe he's setting us up for a hit or something.]

Why? What's it to you, Dawson's Creek?

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Go back to where you came from!

[His ears flick irritably, an angry, chittering sound escaping the raccoon.]

Fark it. It figures that I'd be stuck in some random place then some farkin' moron like YOU shows up!

[God this was the last thing he needed. Next that stupid mutt would be showing up.]

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Real treat to see you, too, Ricky. Rocky. Rocket.

[Whatever. They all look the same. ]

[video]

[windyellow]

[Dustin doesn't know whether he should be excited or scared at a comic book character being here on Cybertron.]

Kind of curious. You do know that your... abilities will make people think you're crazy...ier.

Dude, you do realize where you are right?

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

[Sneers, paw twitching like he wants to grab his gun out of habit.]

Too bad one of your keepers didn't come through too, you farkin' ass.

[raceme]

[Blurr didn't understand the 80% of the things you said.]

What'sSkinemax?

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Hey, you gonna make me get all Rodney King up in here?

...preferably without the beating.

[There's no way that could end well. The shame of being taken down by a raccoon? Or the bad PR from the Humane Society? Deadpool: Abuser of Animals.]

Important question. Is it "Rack-oon" or "Ruh-koon"? I just want to be, you know, sensitive.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

What? You mean my ability to rock some spandex? Down more chimichangas than is humanly possible?

[Note to self: find good chimichangas around here.]

That one of those rhetorical questions?

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

[Growls in that raccoon like way, tail lashing as both paws settle on their respective laser pistols without him really realizing it.]

Fark off! You existing is insensitive as it is. Why the bloody hell would you, of all people, get dropped through here.

[Shakes his head, throwing his paws up as he glares at the ceiling.]

What the bloody hell were you first forged thinking, if it was you?!

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ It is time to earn some PSA cred! If only Siryn were here to see this. Amphetamine abuse is so 1980s, anyway. ]

Did no one ever tell you 'Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay'?

Sure, I know we all say, oh hey, experimental toxic substances are a victimless crime.

[ Looking at you, Canadian government. With Extreme Sarcasm.]

But think of your family. Or, [Sniffle] think of the children!

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Space raccoon says what?

[ Truly, an ambassador for peace.]

I've learned to stop asking those sorts of 'why' questions. Know why?

...'cause thinking like that? Makes you crazy.

[ I see what you did there. Sarcasm lol. ]

[raceme]

Yes I know ^{drugs are bad} but what does that have anything to do with this conversation?

My people can't have children.

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

[Stares at him for a moment with that dry, disgusted sort of look on his face, ears flicking briefly.]

Says the farkin' moron that talks to himself.

[holla_atcha_boy]

That's why.

[ the poor sod's further gone than we thought: he can't even follow a conversation. Tsk.]

That's not what the kink meme says.

[ He reads! ]

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Space raccoon.

So, dig through any good trash cans lately?

[ Small talk = friends! ]

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Your point?

[Sneers.]

No! I'm not some bloody Earth raccoon!

[Though..he had been at the junk pile recently..]

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Your pointy ears is the point.

[ You don't actually expect sense, do you?]

Sure. You just look like one, smell like one....get squished on the road like one.

[ ....ooops?]

[Video] God help me because I cannot resist

[winged_knight]

[Oh my, the newcomers get more and more colorful everyday it seems.]

Hello, you're newly arrived yes? I'm Wing, and though it's not required, talking to your First Forged might answer some of the questions you have about being here. Though I may be able to help as well.

[...what's a taco? Ever since the urban dictionary patch was made to his communicator the translator has been acting weird.]

Is Weaz your friend? That's not a name I recognize though we do have a Cheetor here.

[Not really important? Well okay. Everyone has slightly different priorities.]

...Skinimax? If you could be more specific maybe I can help.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ It's a valiant effort not to stare at those ears, really. ]

Hey, all I want to know is how to find the porn.

[ Because Rule 34.]

Weasel. Arms dealer, computer hacker, whiner-in-chief, bestest bud, hider of Cheetos and general Gunga Din.

[Video]

[winged_knight]

[And they wiggle too. Isn't it distracting?]

[OH. He clears his vents. That's a little unexpected...]

Well. I don't think the communicators can be configured to receive other external signals. Assuming there were any being broadcast...

That being said... you can find almost anything in the Junk Pile. Including erotica I imagine.

[He ponders a moment.]

Human--[He looks back at the guy in tight red/black spandex.]--ish? I assume? Do you have a physical description?

[raceme]

Care to explain what's a KINK meme?

[holla_atcha_boy]

Hey, no one's gonna say that Deadpool doesn't care.

But first you tell me, where do baby robots come from?

You know. Quid pro quo. Cultural exchange and all that.