[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

Comments

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

.....Oh bloody hell.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

You.

[ Now might be a bad time to think about, you know, your little trucking stint.]

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Go back to where you came from!

[His ears flick irritably, an angry, chittering sound escaping the raccoon.]

Fark it. It figures that I'd be stuck in some random place then some farkin' moron like YOU shows up!

[God this was the last thing he needed. Next that stupid mutt would be showing up.]

[video]

[windyellow]

[Dustin is staring a bit at Deadpool's mask.]

Okay this might sound a bit crazy dude, but uh... Are you... Deadpool?

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

In the hideously-scarred flesh.

[ Oh, look, a fan!]

[ ...wait. Maybe he's setting us up for a hit or something.]

Why? What's it to you, Dawson's Creek?

[video]

[windyellow]

[Dustin doesn't know whether he should be excited or scared at a comic book character being here on Cybertron.]

Kind of curious. You do know that your... abilities will make people think you're crazy...ier.

Dude, you do realize where you are right?

[raceme]

[Blurr didn't understand the 80% of the things you said.]

What'sSkinemax?

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ It is time to earn some PSA cred! If only Siryn were here to see this. Amphetamine abuse is so 1980s, anyway. ]

Did no one ever tell you 'Drugs Are Bad, Mmmkay'?

Sure, I know we all say, oh hey, experimental toxic substances are a victimless crime.

[ Looking at you, Canadian government. With Extreme Sarcasm.]

But think of your family. Or, [Sniffle] think of the children!

[raceme]

Yes I know ^{drugs are bad} but what does that have anything to do with this conversation?

My people can't have children.

[Video] God help me because I cannot resist

[winged_knight]

[Oh my, the newcomers get more and more colorful everyday it seems.]

Hello, you're newly arrived yes? I'm Wing, and though it's not required, talking to your First Forged might answer some of the questions you have about being here. Though I may be able to help as well.

[...what's a taco? Ever since the urban dictionary patch was made to his communicator the translator has been acting weird.]

Is Weaz your friend? That's not a name I recognize though we do have a Cheetor here.

[Not really important? Well okay. Everyone has slightly different priorities.]

...Skinimax? If you could be more specific maybe I can help.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ It's a valiant effort not to stare at those ears, really. ]

Hey, all I want to know is how to find the porn.

[ Because Rule 34.]

Weasel. Arms dealer, computer hacker, whiner-in-chief, bestest bud, hider of Cheetos and general Gunga Din.

[Video]

[dontasktrix]

Maybe you should have gone with the "...all out of bubblegum" one, Cheese Food.

If there's a big bot in charge of all the squishy fluid exchange in the universe, no one's told me. Not that I asked.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Hey, hey, no cannibalism till the second date.

[ Also, this is pure, USRDA manMEAT, not cheese.]

Kind of makes me wonder what sort of things you do ask.

[video]

[lightupthenight]

Holy shit.

You have tacos?

Where the hell did you get tacos? How can I also obtain tacos? These are the important questions.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Not just any tacos: New Jersey tacos.

[ Sounds like a euphemism for a sex act, but in this case, the only money shot is with the hot sauce.]

I was going for a late night snack run, then here I was. Think my teleporter's on the fritz.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

...

Y'know. Despite tha fact yer just a bone-bag under yer suit...

Gotta say, at least y'got good taste in colors an' all.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Yeah, well Silver Surfer had snatched up all the metallic spandex.

[video]

[forcebonded]

No need for the threats of revenge, your friend isn't responsible. [probably.]

[Deadpool didn't ask it, but lucky him he's getting an answer anyway]

I don't think there is a leader. There's the machine god guys, but they kinda take a hands-off approach to things.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

What sick dysfunctional world do you live in where the wheels of friendship aren't greased by a little vengeance?

Next you're gonna tell me I don't need to keep the landlady hostage.

[ MADNESS ]

Right. All that means is there are going to be a lot of hands in the cookie jar of power.

[ Cookie jar is a stupid metaphor.]

More work for me then.

[video]

[neonmedic]

I doubt they have that particular channel on the communication systems.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Figured that. All this poking and I ain't even seen a thong. Much less tequila wrestling.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Oh gosh mister, you're funny.]

I have no idea what you just said.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ Maybe she has a sister.]

...you have a sister?

[audio - shhh]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

Are you... Are you all right? [You're weird, mister.]

[VIDEOHOHO]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Better than being all wrong.

[ Hey, who's this new voice? ]

[ RUDE. Crowded enough in here. ]