[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

Comments

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Been there! Hey did I ever tell you about the time I hooked up with Satana?

[ She could rock a plunging neckline, that was for sure. ]

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

[Stares then rolls his eyes, getting close to the camera with another sneer.]

Don't want to hear about it. Ever.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

You sure? It's a hell of a story.

...

Get it?

Get it?

Hell of a story?

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

I'm pretty bloody sure no one ever finds you amusing.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Ouch. Ouch. You wound me, Rookie.

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

[i]Rocket.[/i]

[Growled.]

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Oh, right. Rocket. Sorry. I get my space fauna mixed up.

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

Fark off!

[Growled before he cuts the line, ready to fire at his camera at this rate.]

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Anyone ever tell you you're cute when you're angry?

...they lied.