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[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

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[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

There's also, I'm told, a pill for those issues. Not that I need them. Of course.

Just something I heard.

You know.

[ It's time to change the subject, sex magnet.]

Ooooh, one of those Mytery Women, huh? Guess the big mystery is...are you really a woman?

[ Because Vamp...wasn't. Which was a shame. Because hubba hubba. ]

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[dontasktrix]

Yeah. It was just someone you knew needed all the pills.

[Not that she really knows how pharmaceuticals work on organics, regardless of the method in which they are introduced.]

[She sighs, an uneven venting of air. Not this again!]

I'm not a slaggin' woman! Do I look like I lay eggs or grow some kind of tiny robots inside me?! [She raps a knuckle against her midriff with a metal-on-metal ring.]