[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

Comments

[video]

[forcebonded]

The kind of world where your friend tries to blow up your flagship while you're still on it.

[black humour. that's good! that's healthy.]

O-kay. Somehow I don't like the sound of that.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

So you hang out with Skrulls.

Cool beans.

I wrecked their whole invasion once.

[ It was pretty awesome. Till Osborn....]

Hey, why not? Birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim, mercs gotta...uh...merc.

[video]

[forcebonded]

Well, that was in the bad old days. It hardly ever happens anymore. What's a skrull?

[she cocks her head.] You ever try, you know, downtime? I doubt whoever your boss is, isn't here.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Oh, just your usual intergalactic conquest wanting thugs who quake in fear at the name of Deadpool.

[ More like 'shake with rage']
[ Close enough]

Honeychile, the DP is entirely self-employed.

But you're right. I do have a bit of free time. You askin' me out or something?

[ Hope you stretched a bit before that leap of logic. ]