[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

Comments

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

...He shot you?!

Are you okay? Do I need to get a lawyer? Don't worry, I know one.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

With. His. Feet.

[ Not going to let that go, are you?]

Nah, Spides and I and Hit Monkey reached a kind of Zen detente. Sorta.

'[ And you ended up in jail.]

Re: [Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Well, I guess you could say he wasn't--

[wait for it.]

Using his head.

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

.......

[ Holy &^%@ she's like the little sister we may or may not have had and would probably have lost to Child Protective Services.]

I like you, kid.

.....you sure you don't have an older sister?

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Have a cheeky little salute.]

Nope! Only child!

I like you too, Mr....uh...

[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ Hey, a merc can dream.]

[ Stop dreaming. Stan Lee would frown on loli.]

Deadpool. But you can call me.
....
...

....

Deadpool.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[She giggles, putting a finger to her cheek and winking.]

Deadpool, huh? Is that short for Deadpool?

[A laugh at her own lame joke.]

I'm Kay Faraday! But you can call me Kay, kay?