[Video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves--]

[Really? You're going to riff off that movie? Auspicious start.]

[Just trying to go with the whole giant robots/destiny gestalt, set a little tone, you know.]

I'd try the whole 'take me to your leader' thing--classic, of course--but just between you, me and this bag of tacos, I'm kind of lacking in that whole 'respect for authority' vital amine.

[ Cute. So you're going to play along like this is real. ]

[Face it, weirder things have happened.]

[...point.]

So. Weaz. If this is all some way to get me back for those Cheetos, haaaaaa buddy, good one.

If you sold me out to Killebrew I will &*^$ing end you.

But here's what's really important. Since I'm here. And you're here. And we're all here, being here.

[It is time for a dramatic pause!]




Anyone wanna show me how to get Skinemax on this thing? 

Comments

Re: ACTION

[lightupthenight]

Hey okay no, if I'm the Man I'll just have to stick it to myself, or something. Be like hey you, me, stop with the capitalism and shit.

What's a Tribble? This is all pop culture shit ain't it? Man okay, you gotta realize, I grew up in a place that'd make Orwell proud. I ain't educated in shit that's actually good. We had Mandatory Fun Television Time With Our Glorious Leader.

ACTION

[holla_atcha_boy]

Probably a market for that if you can video yourself doing it.

...4chan or something.

[ Not that we know anything about that stuff.]

Tribbles are, I don't know. Some sort of metaphor for the rampant cute-ification of society. Roddenberry was deep like that.

[ Suck it, Whedon.]

Just saying. You missed out. Because TrueBlood? Like porn. But with werewolves.

[lightupthenight]

That sounds like some kinky shit, man.

[holla_atcha_boy]

You do not even know. But that's not as creepy as old ladies reading Fifty Shades of Grey.

...

in public.

[lightupthenight]

[shit he has no idea what you're going on about anymore but it sounds terrible]

Dannnng.

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ No one does, so join the club.]

Damn straight. So, bro. How's this freaky nut house work? Who I gotta shank to get respect?

[Also have another taco.]