re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ dead space | vandal

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[ Hey everyone, it's your favorite token human. She's not donned the suit today, and that's probably because she doesn't look so good. She's been losing weight since her arrival, but now it's really showing. She appears to not have slept in a week. ]

Hey guys. Sorry for kind of going MIA I just... had some shit to take care of.

So look um. A few points of interest here. First-

Does anyone wanna hang out? I mean just like. Drop by. If that's okay. I'm free all day.

And since... until we can find Ratchet, I need someone to teach me the ropes in the whole. Medical. Field. I'm nowhere near good enough to work without supervision.

[ She rakes a few strands of hair out of her eyes.]

On a last note, I know this is a weird question but... has anyone ever fallen out of love with someone? And if so, how did you do it?

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Thank you.

[ HAHA. She wants to put her face in her hands. ]

Of course. That goes without saying.

[ She has somehow perma-friend-zoned herself. Oh god. ]

Besties forever.

[ That's... probably exactly why. ]

[He's not entirely sure but something still seems wrong.]

Vandal?

Is there anything I can do for you?

I-

[ Yeah. But that's selfish of her. ]

You could take me for a drive.

Whenever you want.

[He almost wishes she'd ask for something more something harder. This is too easy to give her.]

[ Oh don't worry, Drift. That time will come. ]

Tonight? Just. You know. Like. All peaceful and stuff? And maybe I could stay with you and Wing tonight?

[He will be ready.]

Yes. To both. [It doesn't even occur to him Wing would object. Wing just...wouldn't. Not if Vandal needed him.]

You're the best.

[ Which is why she has this super awkward crush. ]

I'm not. But I'm trying.

[A smile.] Just know I care about you, Karrie.

Too hard on yourself.

Yeah. I care about you too, Drift.

[ Way more than is probably healthy. ]

[A soft, friendly chuckle.]

Look who's talking.

[Vandal is too hard on herself, Drift thinks.]

Comm me when you're ready for that ride.

Pfffffffffff. Yeaaah yeah. Pot, kettle, yadda yadda.

[She'll stick her tongue out jokingly.]

Sure thing, Flopsy.

I'm not sure what human food preparation implements have to do, unless they're too hard on themselves, too.

[A bit of a wink.]

...hoped you'd forgotten about that.

[Not really, because it's good to see Vandal smile.]

It's ahaha- it's a human saying. "The pot calling the kettle black"? Because they're both... black. Sorry haha.

[ AGHdghsd DRIFT STAHP. You charming little bitch. ]

Not a chance.

Oh. I get it.

[He totally doesn't get it.]

...good to see you smile.

[Whoops. Probably ruined the mood, there.]

Do you really?

[ She suspects... not that it really matters all that much if he understands the obscure human expression or not, she just likes teasing him. ]

You're way too sweet for your own good. Maybe you should try it too.

[ WHAT NOW, DRIFTABOO? ]

Um no. Not really.

[Frag, Vandal saw through him. Again.]

I can smile. [He's not Ultra Magnus, after all. ]And maybe I will. Tonight. When we go for that drive.

That's okay. It's not really all that important.

[She chuckles.]

I can't see you smile when you're a car, Drift.

[ Now she's just being difficult on purpose. ]

No, but you're important.

[Drift will see Vandal's flippancy and raise her Terrifyingly Earnest Sincerity.]

Maybe you just don't know where to look. [Well, he's smiling now at any rate.]

God, how do you do that?

[ She wants to pinch your cheeks. ]

Wait really? Your head is all tucked away. Do you smile from your butt, Drift? Do you have a buttsmile?

[ Okay now she's just teasing you outright. ]

Do what? Say the truth?

[Half teasing, half sincere.]

[~~In the context of this conversation one must wonder *which* cheeks~~]

...I've heard Wing does.

No just- you're too damn charming sometimes.

[ She laughs. ]

What, seriously? So that's what's under that skirt... I bet you would know.

It's your fault, obviously.

[Obviously.]

I...may have peeked, yes. [A bit of a nervous laugh. He's not used to talking about that sort of thing.It's a little...giggly to him.]

My fault? How is that my fault?

Ok- "peeked", suuuuuuuuuure. I bet you're like:

Oh Wing, lift up your skirt and show me your buttsmile!

Well, it only happens with you, so it must be your fault.

[Logic!]

[Drift laughs, halfway mortified, half somewhat boasting. Yes, he certainly had the opportunity. Yes, he utterly lacked the guts.]

I've heard it's not nice to, what is it called? 'Kiss and tell'.

Pffffffffff I find that hard to believe. I'm just the one that points it out.

Ohhh! No fun! C'mon don't be like that!

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