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[ Hey everyone, it's your favorite token human. She's not donned the suit today, and that's probably because she doesn't look so good. She's been losing weight since her arrival, but now it's really showing. She appears to not have slept in a week. ]

Hey guys. Sorry for kind of going MIA I just... had some shit to take care of.

So look um. A few points of interest here. First-

Does anyone wanna hang out? I mean just like. Drop by. If that's okay. I'm free all day.

And since... until we can find Ratchet, I need someone to teach me the ropes in the whole. Medical. Field. I'm nowhere near good enough to work without supervision.

[ She rakes a few strands of hair out of her eyes.]

On a last note, I know this is a weird question but... has anyone ever fallen out of love with someone? And if so, how did you do it?

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Hahaaaaaaaa awesome.

Well. Yeah. I guess it would, huh?

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[O-oh now he feels like he did a good thing.]

Do... do you like to fly? They told me I should try that -- to see if that was my... hobby.

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Well. Maybe you should practice.

[The only time she's flown is with Whirl and that was... not great.]

I bet Wing would help you.

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[There's that almost-smirk again.]

There are a lot of things I need to practice... flying isn't one of them.

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Whoooaa somebody's confident.

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Only when it comes to this. I promise.

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Nothing wrong with being confident. It's a good look on you.

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A good look on me...?

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Confidence. Yeah. It's good to see that from you.

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... Then thank you.

For letting me show it to you.

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[She just laughs. Sometimes you robots are really something else.]

Any time, Polly.

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[He was smiling -- actually smiling, but then just looks confused.]

...

Polly?

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Like a parrot? It's a common name for a parrot. You know. Because like. Birds?

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A... parrot. That's a kind of bird?

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Yes. Parrots are really smart. They are one of the few kinds of birds that can talk.

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So you're nicknaming me after a bird?

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Yep!

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I... suppose it's better than "Shinewbie"...

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I mean it in the most endearing way possible.

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Then... I guess I don't have to call you... buttfuck.

Right?

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[ BARELY STIFLED LAUGHTER. ]

Only if you really want to.

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Mm. No. I think your name suits you better.

[He shakes his head a little, as something occurs to him.]

... I haven't... teased anyone like that... in a long time.

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Yeah? Well. I guess this is an honor, huh?

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An honor...?

[He doesn't see why she would think so. She doesn't know who... Or when...]

[Even so, it's... strangely good to hear someone say so.]

If that's what you feel it is. Then all right. An honor -- to be the second person I've ever teased.

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Yeah? Who was the first?