[video post]

[raceme]

No…wait..stay put…I…shh…down boy, boy..I’m trying to…right..Frank…stop…there…STAY THERE…good boy…good…

[Blurr is at first talking to someone off camera but he quickly turns to face the screen.]

* Eh-hem*

The Lambda's activity increased la lately and I WANTED to welcome all the new arrivals and let them know that the Police Force's main headquarters is located in _{Prima's Quadrant} If you require any sort of assistance or you have any problems don't hesitate to contact us W-E have a secondary station in Megatronus's quadrant that one’s still under construction...[McCrane didn't have time to finish it and then he got killed, Blurr looks saddened for a brief moment.] Tomorrow night there will be a fireworks ceremony in memorial of those who died...

[Suddenly something silver and very fast moves in front of the screen and on Blurr’s lap, waving his tails excitedly and knocking him backwards.]

…iiiiiIIIIIIiiIEEEeeeeeHHhhhhheeee…F-Frank..down boy..down..I have no more energon goodies for you ..I…I said down…oh scrap.

[Blurr sits up and now he has a very excited silver creature with fox-like characteristics in his arms. He’s trying to hold it down so he can finish his transmission.]

I found this fella when I was heading to the badlands yesterday  let’s not talk about that....he doesn’t have a glyph but the acolytes say he’s probably not going to cause any trouble...he’s easily excitable though..and I still need to get him a collar SO if you see Frank running around please don’t shoot him.

And one last thing…Does anybody know how humans really reproduce? Starscream mentioned that one stings the other with something but all sounded really weird and I’m curious now.

Comments

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

They trust you with pets?

[ They trust you with Blind Al? ]

[ That's different. Somehow. Shut up. ]

Why you wanna know about the old shagaroo? This part of some Giant Robot Masters plan to reproduce a slave workforce?

[ Wasn't that that plot? In that movie? With Leonard Nimoy? ]

[video]

[raceme]

[Have a >B/ face for a moment.] I found him NOBODY gave it to me he was hungry and kind of confused and I took care of him.

I'm a _{naturally curious} bot that's why. Shagaroo? That's how is it cal-led in your world?

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

HEEEEEY so just like me an' Al.

And Weaz.

[ Minus the whole 'sentient human being with civil rights' thing.]

Yeah well, you find me a hot babe and I can do more than explain: I can give you a demonstration.

[video]

[raceme]

Maybe...who are Al and WEAZ? Your _pets maybe?

Would Vandal work for you? SHE'S the only adult woman I know here.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

[ Oh right. This is ADHD-guy. No memory. Tsk. ]

[ Is that really worse than what we have, Deadpool? ]

[ Let's not get philosophical. Kills the comedy.]

Al, my adorable hostage. Weaz, the guy I thought sent me here.

Ray, a drop of golden suuuuuuuuun~

[ NO! No singing. None of that now. ]

Vandal? You mean the buckethead?

[video]

[raceme]

Oh right _{you kept people} as hostages...[You mentioned that to him before, did you? Or it was an old lady? Nevermind.]...cantbeahealthyhobby.

Yes her SHE'S Really nice.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

Ding ding ding!! But really, hostage is such an ugly word.

....know what else is an ugly word? Duodenum.

[ Focus!! ]

Yeah, well, that's a problem. Nice girls don't, you know.

[video]

[raceme]

UGLY doesn't make it less a-ccu-ra-te.

Eh...whatsthat? An insult?

Don't what? She's nice but she's strong too.