[video post]

[raceme]

No…wait..stay put…I…shh…down boy, boy..I’m trying to…right..Frank…stop…there…STAY THERE…good boy…good…

[Blurr is at first talking to someone off camera but he quickly turns to face the screen.]

* Eh-hem*

The Lambda's activity increased la lately and I WANTED to welcome all the new arrivals and let them know that the Police Force's main headquarters is located in _{Prima's Quadrant} If you require any sort of assistance or you have any problems don't hesitate to contact us W-E have a secondary station in Megatronus's quadrant that one’s still under construction...[McCrane didn't have time to finish it and then he got killed, Blurr looks saddened for a brief moment.] Tomorrow night there will be a fireworks ceremony in memorial of those who died...

[Suddenly something silver and very fast moves in front of the screen and on Blurr’s lap, waving his tails excitedly and knocking him backwards.]

…iiiiiIIIIIIiiIEEEeeeeeHHhhhhheeee…F-Frank..down boy..down..I have no more energon goodies for you ..I…I said down…oh scrap.

[Blurr sits up and now he has a very excited silver creature with fox-like characteristics in his arms. He’s trying to hold it down so he can finish his transmission.]

I found this fella when I was heading to the badlands yesterday  let’s not talk about that....he doesn’t have a glyph but the acolytes say he’s probably not going to cause any trouble...he’s easily excitable though..and I still need to get him a collar SO if you see Frank running around please don’t shoot him.

And one last thing…Does anybody know how humans really reproduce? Starscream mentioned that one stings the other with something but all sounded really weird and I’m curious now.

Comments

[Video] oh she is all over this

[vandalization]

Is... is that a fox? You guys have foxes? The fuck...?

Oh and uh. I can explain exactly how humans reproduce. Being as I am one. I am the number one source on this, Blurr.

You can trust me.

[video]

[holla_atcha_boy]

They trust you with pets?

[ They trust you with Blind Al? ]

[ That's different. Somehow. Shut up. ]

Why you wanna know about the old shagaroo? This part of some Giant Robot Masters plan to reproduce a slave workforce?

[ Wasn't that that plot? In that movie? With Leonard Nimoy? ]

[Video]

[cliffjumper]

Hey, is that a... huh, turbofox? Ages since I saw one.

[He stares a bit at the creature; it does look somewhat different from what he knows as a "turbofox", but it's close enough he can relatively easily guess.]

... And, uh. Blurr, why do you wanna know 'bout human sex?

[He can tell you even if he wishes he didn't know.]

[Video]

[actionshortshorts]

Ah, that's cute! Can I come see him sometime?

Mmmm, reproduce? Like having babies, right? I'm not sure what stinging has to do with anything, but you have to kiss someone you reaaaaally like on the lips. Then you wait for a stork to bring you a baby.

[He's 100% sure. This is how babies work, obviously.]

[video]

[glacius_passio]

What is that?

[Leviathan is trying really hard not to laugh.]

Why do you want to know about human reproduction?

VIDEO;

[forcowardice]

What the hell is a human, and why would you wanna know that?

[video]

[catwoman]

Would you like me to draw you a diagram?

audio

[percept]

Congratulations on your new pet, Blurr.

I am hardly what you would call an expert on humans, but I can assure you there is no stinging involved. They lack the necessary appendages or venom sacks for such things.

[audio]

[rstlsslegsyndrm]

A memorial service sounds... nice. It'd be good to get... [Then he sees your turbo-fox] ... some... Closure. [Right, fox aside.]

[And then--]

Medically speaking, I've wondered the same about their reproduction cycle as well. [pause] If I recall, there are a great deal of biological fluids involved shared between a "male" and a "female", where then... [pause again] I am sure a human would be better suited to explain and sound less clinical about it.

[video and then there's this guy]

[rednotbluethx]

They got dese hidden oh-vi-pos-tors they stick down another human's throat an' then they lay a sack of stuff in their chests an' then the hatchlin' bursts from the human's chest an' somehow the human survives.

Fraggin' ain't makin' this scrap up. I watched me somethin' on Earth. I think it was-a documentary or somethin'. But it dinnit make no sense. There was a robot who got cut in half an' he looked just like a meatbag, too.

Humans are weird an' gross.

[pause]

Also, when's it turbo-fox huntin' season on dis Cybertron, anyways?

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

Found a new friend?

[Video]

[justthedoctor]

Oh well lookit you! Aren't you a cutey? Yes you are! [No, the Doctor isn't making baby-talk at the turbofox and wiggling his fingers at the screen like it'll play with him. What gives you that idea?]

[But then he's giving a sort of sputter at the "stinging" bit and looking up at Blurr instead.]

Stinging??? No no no no no, that's not it at all, well not really, I wouldn't call it a stinger. More've a poker. Or an injector? Yeah, if you wanna look at it that way, alright, so it's an injector. The female humans carry one half of the required genetic code for a new human inside an organic chamber in their abdomens, the males use the injector to upload the other half of the code, and if they're lucky, the two halves combine and a new human starts to grow. Sort've "insert tab A into slot B, move it all around a bit, and Voila!" It's...a lot more complex then that, of course. Hormones and pheremones and nerves and muscle spasms, but that's more of the incentive that makes the instincts kick in.

[It's almost strange, how easily he can talk about it all. But then he is a 900 year old, scientifically-minded Time Lord. Sure, it's mighty nice and fun for him when he gets it (Which...hasn't been for a very long time...) but nothing about it embarrasses him anymore. Hasn't for a good long while how.]