[video post]

[raceme]

No…wait..stay put…I…shh…down boy, boy..I’m trying to…right..Frank…stop…there…STAY THERE…good boy…good…

[Blurr is at first talking to someone off camera but he quickly turns to face the screen.]

* Eh-hem*

The Lambda's activity increased la lately and I WANTED to welcome all the new arrivals and let them know that the Police Force's main headquarters is located in _{Prima's Quadrant} If you require any sort of assistance or you have any problems don't hesitate to contact us W-E have a secondary station in Megatronus's quadrant that one’s still under construction...[McCrane didn't have time to finish it and then he got killed, Blurr looks saddened for a brief moment.] Tomorrow night there will be a fireworks ceremony in memorial of those who died...

[Suddenly something silver and very fast moves in front of the screen and on Blurr’s lap, waving his tails excitedly and knocking him backwards.]

…iiiiiIIIIIIiiIEEEeeeeeHHhhhhheeee…F-Frank..down boy..down..I have no more energon goodies for you ..I…I said down…oh scrap.

[Blurr sits up and now he has a very excited silver creature with fox-like characteristics in his arms. He’s trying to hold it down so he can finish his transmission.]

I found this fella when I was heading to the badlands yesterday  let’s not talk about that....he doesn’t have a glyph but the acolytes say he’s probably not going to cause any trouble...he’s easily excitable though..and I still need to get him a collar SO if you see Frank running around please don’t shoot him.

And one last thing…Does anybody know how humans really reproduce? Starscream mentioned that one stings the other with something but all sounded really weird and I’m curious now.

Comments

audio

[percept]

Congratulations on your new pet, Blurr.

I am hardly what you would call an expert on humans, but I can assure you there is no stinging involved. They lack the necessary appendages or venom sacks for such things.

video

[raceme]

Thank you PERCEPTOR...[You get another sad look.] How _areyou feeling? DO you Re-qui-re anything?

ohthatsactuallyarelief...Vendal now mentioned something about women melting during their _{periods and Yuuta said that a stork was involved in this whole mess.}

Re: video

[percept]

I'm as well as can be expected. I don't need anything, but thank you for asking.

[ Sliiiding away from the topic of him. ]

They do not melt, and I can assure you that there are certainly no animals involved. There is a simple exchange of biological matter, then the offspring grows within the female for approximately 9 months, after which it is passed from the female's body into the world and rearing begins.

[raceme]

Not even a distraction? I _{have songs from Earth} recorded or I could get you some data books.

[:| Don't do thaaaat.]

Why different humans explain it in such different ways?


...


And how come you know so much about it? no like I'm complaining.

[percept]

Vandal has kept me more than sufficiently entertained. I have several datapads worth of research to pour through if I find myself bored.

I spent some time in the company of humans. Xenobiology has always been one of my passions, so it seemed appropriate to at least learn the basics of their physiology. Additionally, human media is rife with references to sexual intercourse of varying methods. It's a little hard to miss.

[raceme]

Oh so Vandal and you....? Okay okay.

I learned _{a bit about them when} I was on Earth but my knowledge of certain subjects is pretty scarce. Wait..they..broadcast their intercourse?

[percept]

She is looking after me.

Human media was often highly sexualized, in addition to readily available forms of pornography in most of their information sharing databases.

[raceme]

Thatssweet.

But WHY

[percept]

I would assume it has something to do with procreation being a major driving force behind many instincts in organic lifeforms.

[raceme]

Procreation I can undrstand ....broadcasting it...not so much.

[percept]

It's, ah... A cultural matter, I believe.

[raceme]

Ugh....oh well..

Perceptor can I ask you something? Once you are feeling well and all uhm... I'm not very good at weapons or shooting at things. [He doesn't want to admit it but he really has zero knowledge about long range combat shooting .] Could you teach me?

[percept]

[ Oh. Well that seems a little out of the blue, but okay. ]

Of course, Blurr. Was there a particular type of firearm you were interested in, or were you looking for more generalized knowledge?

[raceme]

[He wanted to ask you sooner but he never had the opportunity :x]

Just generalized for now.

[percept]

Alright. I will contact you once I am back on my feet and we can establish a time and place for instruction.

[raceme]

Thanks Per-cep-tor...and please take care.