[video post]

[raceme]

No…wait..stay put…I…shh…down boy, boy..I’m trying to…right..Frank…stop…there…STAY THERE…good boy…good…

[Blurr is at first talking to someone off camera but he quickly turns to face the screen.]

* Eh-hem*

The Lambda's activity increased la lately and I WANTED to welcome all the new arrivals and let them know that the Police Force's main headquarters is located in _{Prima's Quadrant} If you require any sort of assistance or you have any problems don't hesitate to contact us W-E have a secondary station in Megatronus's quadrant that one’s still under construction...[McCrane didn't have time to finish it and then he got killed, Blurr looks saddened for a brief moment.] Tomorrow night there will be a fireworks ceremony in memorial of those who died...

[Suddenly something silver and very fast moves in front of the screen and on Blurr’s lap, waving his tails excitedly and knocking him backwards.]

…iiiiiIIIIIIiiIEEEeeeeeHHhhhhheeee…F-Frank..down boy..down..I have no more energon goodies for you ..I…I said down…oh scrap.

[Blurr sits up and now he has a very excited silver creature with fox-like characteristics in his arms. He’s trying to hold it down so he can finish his transmission.]

I found this fella when I was heading to the badlands yesterday  let’s not talk about that....he doesn’t have a glyph but the acolytes say he’s probably not going to cause any trouble...he’s easily excitable though..and I still need to get him a collar SO if you see Frank running around please don’t shoot him.

And one last thing…Does anybody know how humans really reproduce? Starscream mentioned that one stings the other with something but all sounded really weird and I’m curious now.

Comments

[video and then there's this guy]

[rednotbluethx]

They got dese hidden oh-vi-pos-tors they stick down another human's throat an' then they lay a sack of stuff in their chests an' then the hatchlin' bursts from the human's chest an' somehow the human survives.

Fraggin' ain't makin' this scrap up. I watched me somethin' on Earth. I think it was-a documentary or somethin'. But it dinnit make no sense. There was a robot who got cut in half an' he looked just like a meatbag, too.

Humans are weird an' gross.

[pause]

Also, when's it turbo-fox huntin' season on dis Cybertron, anyways?

THIS ASSHOLE щ(ﾟДﾟщ) .......♥♥♥

[raceme]

Why are YOU ALL saying that they stick different things into each other none of the explanations are the same. HOW CAN THEY SURVIVE THAT !?

Are you sure that thing you watched was about humans?

[Blurr frowns. The Turbofox growls at the screen.] NEVER.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

'Cause hoomans are gross an' crazy! Who cares what they do, anyway? Seriously, you some kinda perv? Are ya gettin' yer xeno-lovins on or somethin'?

[smiles] Yeah, well, jus' don't let bushy-tail there outside. Never know if someone's lurkin' around the area with a thruster gun or the ability t'blast yer audiols apart. Juuuus' sayin'.

[video]

[raceme]

Imjusttryingtolearn! Humans are not that gross.

Like you could ever caught him AND JUST SO YOU KNOW Frank here is now a member of the police for so hunting him would be a crime.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Yeeeeheheheheheh you can't watch 'im all the time, y'know!

[SOON]

[video]

[raceme]

[Blurr pulls the Turbofox closer to him.]

yes I CAN.