[video post]

[raceme]

No…wait..stay put…I…shh…down boy, boy..I’m trying to…right..Frank…stop…there…STAY THERE…good boy…good…

[Blurr is at first talking to someone off camera but he quickly turns to face the screen.]

* Eh-hem*

The Lambda's activity increased la lately and I WANTED to welcome all the new arrivals and let them know that the Police Force's main headquarters is located in _{Prima's Quadrant} If you require any sort of assistance or you have any problems don't hesitate to contact us W-E have a secondary station in Megatronus's quadrant that one’s still under construction...[McCrane didn't have time to finish it and then he got killed, Blurr looks saddened for a brief moment.] Tomorrow night there will be a fireworks ceremony in memorial of those who died...

[Suddenly something silver and very fast moves in front of the screen and on Blurr’s lap, waving his tails excitedly and knocking him backwards.]

…iiiiiIIIIIIiiIEEEeeeeeHHhhhhheeee…F-Frank..down boy..down..I have no more energon goodies for you ..I…I said down…oh scrap.

[Blurr sits up and now he has a very excited silver creature with fox-like characteristics in his arms. He’s trying to hold it down so he can finish his transmission.]

I found this fella when I was heading to the badlands yesterday  let’s not talk about that....he doesn’t have a glyph but the acolytes say he’s probably not going to cause any trouble...he’s easily excitable though..and I still need to get him a collar SO if you see Frank running around please don’t shoot him.

And one last thing…Does anybody know how humans really reproduce? Starscream mentioned that one stings the other with something but all sounded really weird and I’m curious now.

Comments

Re: [Video]

[raceme]

UHm....sorry I'm a bit sen-si-ti-ve those days.

You have books about the SUBJECT? You don't melt, right? I didn't like that part.

[Video]

[vandalization]

I understand.

No, no melting. And yeah, we do have books. Pretty dry, but good for education.

[Video]

[raceme]

Thanks

NO MELTING is always a good thing whatdoyoumeanby -dry- books? Aren't those easier _{to read} if they're dry?

[Video]

[vandalization]

Uh, I mean they're boring.

Re: [Video]

[raceme]

Ahhhh ofcourse...I knew that UHm...Cliff is explaining me how it works too.

What I don't understand is how women not die in the end.

[Video]

[vandalization]

What...? Not-

What?

[Video]

[raceme]

Cliffjumper explained how it takes a lot for the baby got get big and that if something goes wrong they have to cut you open and then sew you.

[Video]

[vandalization]

Oh, yeah it's a surgery humans can get, it's very low risk though.

[Video]

[raceme]

I...I can tell...DID you ever...?

[Video]

[vandalization]

What? No... no. God no.

I never liked kids and my relationships never even went far enough for it.

[Video]

[raceme]

So you never ehm... interfaced would be the word for my people...uhm....that?

[Video]

[vandalization]

Uh wow. Hmm. Blurr this is kind of a personal question?

But eh, it's called 'sex' and I've done it. Plenty...ish. I've done it. It just doesn't always result in pregnancy. Most humans try to avoid it unless they are ready or don't want to do anything fun for the following eighteen years.

[Video]

[raceme]

[He looks apologetic.] SorryIdidntmeanttopry.

Eighteen years? That's a lot.

[Video]

[vandalization]

It's okay, sweetheart.

Yeah, it is. Especially for us.

[Video]

[raceme]

Thanks.

Uh I see...well there aren't many adult humans here so i guess you don't have to worry about that.

And Vandal I wanted to show you something _{it's actually} in the same temple as yours CAN I see you in front of your door in a few minutes?

[He finished your bathroom, lady :c And it wasn't easy because he had to work on it when you weren't in the temple, since the bathroom is in the same floor as your room.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

Ah... sure? I'll meet you there.

[ Cuuuurious... ]

[Video]

[raceme]

Perfect.

[Aww cute]

[>Change to action.]

[And there he is, smiling.] Hi.

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ Guess who's getting a hug? You are. Around your knees. ]

Hey, Blurr.

[Video]

[raceme]

[JAhskjas OH.]

imgladtoseeyoutooVandal.

[Video]

[vandalization]

Glad to see you too, sweetheart.

So what was it you wanted to show me?

[Video]

[raceme]

Same I always like taking to you.

It'S RIGHT at the end of the corridor the door _number 12.

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ She smiles, reaching up toward him. ]

Can I hitch a ride then?

[Video]

[raceme]

[Oh right, it's a long corridor for a human.]

Sure thing. [He switches to alt mode quickly and opens the passenger door.]

[Video]

[vandalization]

[ She could walk but really... riding in robots is her favorite perk. ]

Hi-ho, Blurr! Away! Onward my adorable steed!

[Video]

[raceme]

[Everyone loves to ride robots. Even other robots.

He's not sure how to answer to that so he does what he does best: speed up.

Soon enough they reached the right door and Blurr stops after making a ]