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No…wait..stay put…I…shh…down boy, boy..I’m trying to…right..Frank…stop…there…STAY THERE…good boy…good…

[Blurr is at first talking to someone off camera but he quickly turns to face the screen.]

* Eh-hem*

The Lambda's activity increased la lately and I WANTED to welcome all the new arrivals and let them know that the Police Force's main headquarters is located in _{Prima's Quadrant} If you require any sort of assistance or you have any problems don't hesitate to contact us W-E have a secondary station in Megatronus's quadrant that one’s still under construction...[McCrane didn't have time to finish it and then he got killed, Blurr looks saddened for a brief moment.] Tomorrow night there will be a fireworks ceremony in memorial of those who died...

[Suddenly something silver and very fast moves in front of the screen and on Blurr’s lap, waving his tails excitedly and knocking him backwards.]

…iiiiiIIIIIIiiIEEEeeeeeHHhhhhheeee…F-Frank..down boy..down..I have no more energon goodies for you ..I…I said down…oh scrap.

[Blurr sits up and now he has a very excited silver creature with fox-like characteristics in his arms. He’s trying to hold it down so he can finish his transmission.]

I found this fella when I was heading to the badlands yesterday let’s not talk about that....he doesn’t have a glyph but the acolytes say he’s probably not going to cause any trouble...he’s easily excitable though..and I still need to get him a collar SO if you see Frank running around please don’t shoot him.

And one last thing…Does anybody know how humans really reproduce? Starscream mentioned that one stings the other with something but all sounded really weird and I’m curious now.

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[Not beaten yet! ~~It's just a flesh wound!~~]

You really know a lot about this...

[HE can't help himself ALL THIS IS WEIRD.]

[:| TOTALLY IS!]

Don't remind me. [Cliffjumper grunts and crosses his arms, optics flickering slightly.] Humans have this stuff everywhere, an' for claimin' it's a private, personal thing, they sure talk and think a lot about it!

[>.> yup! But Blurr's still curious.]

What do you mean why 'have this stuff everywhere'? Did they do that in front of you?

... what!? [Cliffjumper sputters, optics wide and bright and shaking his helm sharply before he... sort of... collects himself.]

No! [Cliffjumper vents and drags a hand down his faceplates, straightening up again. Hiw optics are still too bright.] It's just... kinda hard not to notice when ya can barely browse their Internet without comin' up on something pertaining to that, an' they do talk a lot about it.

Then there's all those movies, an' I don't even mean the porn.

[Another grimace. Not that holovids didn't contain interfacing if it was at all possible to squeeze it in (or references to it), but he really would want to have a lack of sex in human movies. Even if that was hypocritical.]

[Don't die Cliff.]

WHY do they post those THINGG where everyone can see it?

I saw none of_{than in the movies}Vandal showed me. [Maybe because those were Disney movies, Blurr.]

[You're making it kind of hard not to, Blurr!]

Who the slag knows. Humans're strange, though honestly I think it's stranger that they talk so much 'bout how it's private an' then it's still all over the slagging place...

Huh..? Well, depends what type of movie it is. If it's for kids, you ain't gonna see any sex in it. Maybe a kiss or somethin'.

[He's not... completely calm yet, but he's doing his best to just... ignore what caused all that embarrassment and just take measured vents and speak about... other things.]

[He's just craving knowledge~]

I really really hope they don't start posting those things here...there are mini bots around...[Think of the mini bots! ....Like Frenzy.]

I think I like those better KISSES are nice.

[Maybe sitting donw will make you good.]

... Mini... bots?

[Excuse Cliffjumper, Blurr, as he just tilts his helm in obvious confusion, optics briefly straying down to clearly look at himself and then up at Blurr again in query.]

I think I'm mature enough to not have my size used against me, Blurr. An' ya don't have to like the others, I don't think it'll matter much... it's not as if we're on Earth, right?

Would need a TV or a computer along with a VHS or a DVD player to actually see whatever might be found in the Junk Pile.

[He's still utterly confused about that comment, but that doesn't stop him from talking about the rest.]

Yes mini bots..you know like normal bots but mini UH.

We are nto but....somethingsarestillinappropriate.

Not_{what they can find but what they} can do THEY can still record new things.

... What, like Soundwave and Blaster's groups? Not all of those're... ya know... immature. Just 'cause they're shorter than, say, me doesn't mean they ain't finished maturing! Mean, frag, Ravage's really slaggin' old if I remember right...

[... And then he's just going to have to stare because what. Blurr, no. What. WHAT.]

... Blurr. Just... does it matter if any human here records anythin' for their own use?

[Cliffjumper's sounding kind of pained as he says this, because he'd rather not think about it.]

'Sides, there ain't even that many adult humans around here!

I'm not calling them immature but Wheelie is pretty naive just a kid in fact and if he were there I don't think he should see that sort of things....who's Blaster?

[Stare as much as you want, he will stare right back at ya.]

I..guess not...[Fine you win the staring contest, he looks rather ashamed now.] Ah true.

Trade ya, who's Wheelie? And Blaster's... uh, similar to Soundwave? Soundwave usually has several tapes... er, tiny mechs, same as Frenzy. The Frenzy that is here is actually an alternate of one of Soundwave's. Blaster's got a group of tiny mechs like that himself.

[He shrugs, and then has to shake his helm.]

Hey, it's okay, Blurr. I know it's kinda freaky, but I wouldn't worry... or at least try not to worry 'bout it, okay? Or maybe try not to think about it.

[Cliffjumper tosses Blurr a grin in an attempt at making the poor, confused mech feel a bit better.]

Wheelie is a friend of mine from my own world HE talks in riddles _{he's a bit of a troublemaker} but a good kid. And their turn into tapes? Isn't that like from the last century? WHY tapes?

[Tapes. Primus, what a primitive way of storing information, who would want that as an alternate mode?

He nods.] You are right _{it doesn't} concern me I will try not to think about it.

[He smiles back a little.]

[Hard not to laugh at the confusion over the "tapes", and Cliffjumper shrugs.]

It ain't like it matters, just for looks after all. All the other forms are gettin' kinda tiny... Unless, I suppose, you'd go with external hardrives.

Probably easier for all of us if we try not to, ya know?

[He grimaces a bit and grins; he doesn't like to think about it much either, Blurr.]

[You are laughing at him a lot today 8'(]

Tiny but..can they move LIKE that? Or do anything?

Affirmative.

[No wonder why.]

Well, the Frenzy who's here can, can't he? They're the same size, an' while some of 'em have animal root modes, Frenzy and Rumble, or, for Blaster, Rewind and Eject, have humanoid ones.

[Aw, come on, Blurr. He's not laught at you, just what you're saying!]

He can? I had no IDEA.

[Practically the same thing!]

... Well, how else'd he get around? Sure, he can't use his altmode to get around, but the humans here don't have anythin' like that either.

[It's not!]

What _{I was asking was if he could walk while he was a tape} MAYBE he should get a different alt mode.

[It is in his based mind.]

Oh, huh.

[Cliffjumper rubs the back of his helm with a sheepish smile, and then shrugs.]

Well, like I said... what does it matter? Usually they'd be ridin' around inside Soundwave or Blaster, dependin' on who they are, or with someone else... An' there's full-sized 'bots who don't have a mobile altmode either, so they ain't gonna get around by themselves.

[:| Stop being difficult, Blurr.]

And _{you think they are comfortable like that? I don't think I could} get comfortable inside of someone.

[He's not being difficult. He's being himself ~~Which is pretty much the same thing.]~~

Don't look at me, I dunno if I could be comfortable like that either. But they ain't exactly rushin' to change, are they, an' I suppose they're as much meant for that as we are with our altmodes. I mean, takin' the Soundwave we've got here? Think his "tapes" likes it pretty well.

[Then Cliffjumper smirks slightly and shakes his helm.]

... An' at least it keeps Ravage quiet.

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I think organics HAVE an animal that walks around with their tiny baby organic inside too _{I think the name was} kangar-oh..

WHO?

[He snickers a bit and nods.]

Oh yeah, kangaroos. They're just one of the species that does that... Organics are so slaggin' strange.

[He'd really kind of want to say something else where, but lets keep it kind of nice. But Strange was the least of it, as established from this conversation.]

Oh, uh. It's one of Soundwave's. Looks kind of like a turbofox... If ya saw any cats on Earth? He looks similar to that. The negative polarity Ravage likes to talk. A lot. Even when we need him to be quiet.

[Cliffjumper huffs and shakes his helm, but there's a slight, if exasperated, quirk of his lips. It's hard to really be angry at Ravage.]

That's what I said...kangar-oh. seems like a FUnnY animal.

[you are secretly enjoying this conversation, don't lie Cliff. Who doesn't enjoy talking about weird alien stuff?]

Cats...[Blurr makes a face. He doesn't like cats all that much.] Talking a lot isn't always bad.... [Do you remember who are you speaking to, bro?]

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