[audio / accidental video - location fairly encrypted]

[rednotbluethx]

[The link opens with Frenzy's evil little snicker. It is very diabolical, and impish.]

Soooo... Blarrgh, wuzzit? The blue Autodink who talks too fast an' too much an' has a weird cone-like helm? Y'know who ya are. An' I'm sure by now, you've noticed somethin' of yers is... missin'.

[The audio is suddenly filled with the robotic yip-yip of a turbo-fox.]

Tha's right, cone-head. I got yer fox. [Maniacal laughter nearly drowns out a playful 'gek-gek-aroo' noise.] You thought he was safe, dinnitcha? Thought I couldn't git my servos on him, dinnitcha? Well, how's it taste, Autobutt? The bitter irony of defeat! [Or whatever! More cackling and another aroo.]

Don'tcha worry if foxy's doin' okay. It is. Fer now. Wuz his designation? "Frank"? Pfft. Ain't got no imag-gee-nation. [gek-gek] You's said Frankie here is part of the police force, right? Aw, so this must be more than a kidnappin', but some sorta theft er somethin'. But I wouldn't worry 'bout that, yea. I'm all too happy t'give Frankie here back to you an' the others! [gek-roo]

Whether alive or in pieces.

[Frenzy laughs and something crashes] Siddown! [The shuffle of metallic paws flood the audio before things settle and Frenzy's no longer grumbling.] Anywho: I'm willin' t'give Frankie back to you an' yer lawmechs, if yer willin' t'pay the right price. I'm talkin' maybe, oooh [gek] one billion credits? [HahahaROOhahaha!]

I'm willin' t'take it from you or any of yer partners. So long as I git the credits, I don't care, an' Frankie's spark gets to pulse another day. So if [sniffsniff] giddown! [hiss] So if ya ain't willin' t'pay the ransom, then... I guess Frankie don't mean much t'ya after all.

Whatta say, Autobot? We got ourselves a deal? You git Frankie back when I git the credits. An' if I was you, I wouldn't take too long da-lib-ratin'. Frankie's spark is on the line, y'know. An' I've got him scared scrapless! [His laughter is coupled with a similar noise]

Y'got ten kliks to respond or I raise da ransom! An' start cuttin' off plates.

[The audio would shut off here, but something happens, and through cursing and more yipping, the link suddenly clicks onto visual, falls to the ground. You can easily see most of Frenzy laughing happily as Frank licks his visor, promptly giggling. A moment later, the fox gekkers then hums and the two are nuzzling face to face, and it's really all adorable and cute until Frenzy notices the video is playing and quickly grabs the link and shoves the screen into his face] I got 'im eatin' right outta my hand! Fooled him completely! S-So, yeah! Ya better hurry an'-- [Embarrassed, he just switches off the damn thing.]

[OOC: Kidnapping Frank the turbo-fox comes with permission from Blurr-mun! Also, I really love the noises foxes make. Especially their gekkering.]

Comments

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

If anyone kills you, don't come crying to me about it.

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

That some sorta joke? You honestly think I'd come t'you fer help? Hahaha[gek]shuddup!

[audio]

[aerospacecommander]

We'll see what you say when you're dying and no one wants to come save you.

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

Yer the one that's always needin' t'get yer aft saved! I ain't never understood why Megatron ever bothered wit' you.

Then again, no one did.

I kept hopin' I could take you apart, but nooo. But I mean, there's enough of yous around that killin' just one won't make muchuva dent, right?

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

You know, Frank just might fear you more if you scratch 'im behind the ears.

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

[DOESN'T KNOW IF SERIOUS OR NOT]

[...]

[The pleased noise and thumping of a foot and then--] Dat dinnit do nuttin'!!

[chatterbot]

[Just laughing.]

Nice save.

[rednotbluethx]

It wuz all a part of my plan, glitchhead! [he insists, defensively]

[chatterbot]

I remain unconvinced.

Also, where'd you guys even find a turbofox? I didn't think there were any here.

[rednotbluethx]

Yeah, well, I don't need yer approval. [bristle]

An' he ain't mine. I stole 'im. An' I'm probably gonna kill 'im, too. We'll see how things play out, right?

[raceme]

And people says I TALK weird....

If all you wanted was to play with Frank you just had to ask.

My helm is not weird.

gently interrupts

[chatterbot]

You named it Frank?

[Always the important details.]

I love interruptions

[raceme]

Yes! Like Frank Sinatra. I heard _{his songs when I was on Earth} those were great.

[chatterbot]

Frank Sin-what-who? Man, you and Blurr back in my world, with the whole music thing...

[Oh no! Nostalgia! Quick change the subject!]

How'd you manage to get a turbofox here anyhow?

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

I ain't playin' wit yer damn turbofox! I'm gonna blow a hole in his CPU if ya don't pay up, blueboy! Y'really want me t'send ole Frankie back in a box of scraps?

[meanwhile you don't see him stroking Frank's back]

[always video]

[raceme]

[Uh huh...he totes believe you, Frenzy.]

You _{know you remind me} a bit about Wheelie Cute [Sorry man, his impression of you it's ruined forever now.]

[rednotbluethx]

Who da frag is dat? Better be some famous Decepticon hero.

It's all part of my plan, what don't you mooks get? By makin' Frankie like me better than you, he ain't gonna run away. An' if I gotta kill 'im, it'll make things more dramatic an' tragic an' scrap.

So, shuddup an' pay the ransom! Or I swear I'm gonna paint dis place with yer fox's energon!

[action?]

[raceme]

[Pettings yay, he likes those.

Frank paws at his face.]

[action!]

[rednotbluethx]

[Frenzy is momentarily distracted by this damn fox.]

No, giddoff! Yer ruinin' this slag fer me! [He growls lowly, shoving Frank away. But not before sneaking in a quick pat to the head.] Jus' 'cause I'm bein' nice now don't mean I ain't gonna blast ya if yer master don't pay up. [He shows the turbo-fox his thruster gun, even though he knows Frank doesn't understand/give a shit.]

[video]

[showboater]

[This is Marvelous laughing at you, Frenzy.]

Man, you really are all mouth, aren't you?

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

I could bite yer head off wit dis mouf if I wanted to, fleshboy!

[video]

[showboater]

Yeah, right. You can't even shoot a stupid fox!

Voice

[treacherous_widow]

[What.. did she just see?]

So fear inducing. You may have done better dressing up as a clown.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Awww, shuddup, leggy. It's all part of my plan, okay?

Re: [video]

[treacherous_widow]

If you're plan is making a fool of yourself, fine. Whatever.