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[audio / accidental video - location fairly encrypted]
[The link opens with Frenzy's evil little snicker. It is very diabolical, and impish.]
Soooo... Blarrgh, wuzzit? The blue Autodink who talks too fast an' too much an' has a weird cone-like helm? Y'know who ya are. An' I'm sure by now, you've noticed somethin' of yers is... missin'.
[The audio is suddenly filled with the robotic yip-yip of a turbo-fox.]
Tha's right, cone-head. I got yer fox. [Maniacal laughter nearly drowns out a playful 'gek-gek-aroo' noise.] You thought he was safe, dinnitcha? Thought I couldn't git my servos on him, dinnitcha? Well, how's it taste, Autobutt? The bitter irony of defeat! [Or whatever! More cackling and another aroo.]
Don'tcha worry if foxy's doin' okay. It is. Fer now. Wuz his designation? "Frank"? Pfft. Ain't got no imag-gee-nation. [gek-gek] You's said Frankie here is part of the police force, right? Aw, so this must be more than a kidnappin', but some sorta theft er somethin'. But I wouldn't worry 'bout that, yea. I'm all too happy t'give Frankie here back to you an' the others! [gek-roo]
Whether alive or in pieces.
[Frenzy laughs and something crashes] Siddown! [The shuffle of metallic paws flood the audio before things settle and Frenzy's no longer grumbling.] Anywho: I'm willin' t'give Frankie back to you an' yer lawmechs, if yer willin' t'pay the right price. I'm talkin' maybe, oooh [gek] one billion credits? [HahahaROOhahaha!]
I'm willin' t'take it from you or any of yer partners. So long as I git the credits, I don't care, an' Frankie's spark gets to pulse another day. So if [sniffsniff] giddown! [hiss] So if ya ain't willin' t'pay the ransom, then... I guess Frankie don't mean much t'ya after all.
Whatta say, Autobot? We got ourselves a deal? You git Frankie back when I git the credits. An' if I was you, I wouldn't take too long da-lib-ratin'. Frankie's spark is on the line, y'know. An' I've got him scared scrapless! [His laughter is coupled with a similar noise]
Y'got ten kliks to respond or I raise da ransom! An' start cuttin' off plates.
[The audio would shut off here, but something happens, and through cursing and more yipping, the link suddenly clicks onto visual, falls to the ground. You can easily see most of Frenzy laughing happily as Frank licks his visor, promptly giggling. A moment later, the fox gekkers then hums and the two are nuzzling face to face, and it's really all adorable and cute until Frenzy notices the video is playing and quickly grabs the link and shoves the screen into his face] I got 'im eatin' right outta my hand! Fooled him completely! S-So, yeah! Ya better hurry an'-- [Embarrassed, he just switches off the damn thing.]
[OOC: Kidnapping Frank the turbo-fox comes with permission from Blurr-mun! Also, I really love the noises foxes make. Especially their gekkering.]
Soooo... Blarrgh, wuzzit? The blue Autodink who talks too fast an' too much an' has a weird cone-like helm? Y'know who ya are. An' I'm sure by now, you've noticed somethin' of yers is... missin'.
[The audio is suddenly filled with the robotic yip-yip of a turbo-fox.]
Tha's right, cone-head. I got yer fox. [Maniacal laughter nearly drowns out a playful 'gek-gek-aroo' noise.] You thought he was safe, dinnitcha? Thought I couldn't git my servos on him, dinnitcha? Well, how's it taste, Autobutt? The bitter irony of defeat! [Or whatever! More cackling and another aroo.]
Don'tcha worry if foxy's doin' okay. It is. Fer now. Wuz his designation? "Frank"? Pfft. Ain't got no imag-gee-nation. [gek-gek] You's said Frankie here is part of the police force, right? Aw, so this must be more than a kidnappin', but some sorta theft er somethin'. But I wouldn't worry 'bout that, yea. I'm all too happy t'give Frankie here back to you an' the others! [gek-roo]
Whether alive or in pieces.
[Frenzy laughs and something crashes] Siddown! [The shuffle of metallic paws flood the audio before things settle and Frenzy's no longer grumbling.] Anywho: I'm willin' t'give Frankie back to you an' yer lawmechs, if yer willin' t'pay the right price. I'm talkin' maybe, oooh [gek] one billion credits? [HahahaROOhahaha!]
I'm willin' t'take it from you or any of yer partners. So long as I git the credits, I don't care, an' Frankie's spark gets to pulse another day. So if [sniffsniff] giddown! [hiss] So if ya ain't willin' t'pay the ransom, then... I guess Frankie don't mean much t'ya after all.
Whatta say, Autobot? We got ourselves a deal? You git Frankie back when I git the credits. An' if I was you, I wouldn't take too long da-lib-ratin'. Frankie's spark is on the line, y'know. An' I've got him scared scrapless! [His laughter is coupled with a similar noise]
Y'got ten kliks to respond or I raise da ransom! An' start cuttin' off plates.
[The audio would shut off here, but something happens, and through cursing and more yipping, the link suddenly clicks onto visual, falls to the ground. You can easily see most of Frenzy laughing happily as Frank licks his visor, promptly giggling. A moment later, the fox gekkers then hums and the two are nuzzling face to face, and it's really all adorable and cute until Frenzy notices the video is playing and quickly grabs the link and shoves the screen into his face] I got 'im eatin' right outta my hand! Fooled him completely! S-So, yeah! Ya better hurry an'-- [Embarrassed, he just switches off the damn thing.]
[OOC: Kidnapping Frank the turbo-fox comes with permission from Blurr-mun! Also, I really love the noises foxes make. Especially their gekkering.]
I love interruptions
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[Oh no! Nostalgia! Quick change the subject!]
How'd you manage to get a turbofox here anyhow?
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[But that's a cute subject!]
We sorta...crashedintoeachother when I was heading to the Badlands HE WAS what stopped me from actually get in there.
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Oh yeah... I ended up getting pulled back once. Or twice. Ish. [He really wanted to see what was out there.]
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What sort of things you like then?
I don't recommend it THERE are monsters and demons and unpleasant things in general.
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Really? You mean you saw 'em? [Swerve, your interest in potentially horrifying adventures is showing.]
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Saw them FIGHT them ran away from a bunch of tentacles...those gave Cliffjumper MEgatron and me a lot of trouble
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[WELP. Guess that's a thing that's now happening.]
Wow. Tentacles, huh? Hmmm... Was that all of them, or just the one encounter?
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Tentacles yes the WHOLE monster was much much bigger but we didn't stay there enough to meet it AND there are others much much worse Just ask Thunder cracker.
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Yeah, generally when tentacles start to be a thing that's happening, it's probably a good idea to just beat it as fast as possible. [As fast as possible.]
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Tell me ABOUT IT...I agree. [akjgdhajdad...pfff.]
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[This guuuuuuy]
Also I have no idea who the Brave Police are, so there's that.
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[So special.]
The ones tiring to keep the madness and crimes at bay I AM the head of the Police Force.
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['cos he could think of a few that should be on it. Wait... are we talking about pretty mech or mechs who make things pretty? Whooo knows...]
So you've said. Do they help you?
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[Pretty mechs, definitely. We need that committee.]
Yes we all work together to keep thins under control.
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[brb bominating half the mechs here.]
And their names are...
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Oh I will send you A FILE with all the information.
[/you are getting this ic.]
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[It takes him a second to look everyone up, but when he does...]
Is that... What's that on the Wreckers? [He doesn't know what a bear is. WELP.]
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NICE ONE
Okay, admittedly that was good, but he's not the one I was talking about. I meant the blue... animal-thing.
Thank you X3
Ah, TEDDIE. He's a bear but he 's also a human I don't totally get it myself but he's a nice guy.
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