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Frenzy ([personal profile] rednotbluethx) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-11-06 11:53 pm
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[audio / accidental video - location fairly encrypted]

[The link opens with Frenzy's evil little snicker. It is very diabolical, and impish.]

Soooo... Blarrgh, wuzzit? The blue Autodink who talks too fast an' too much an' has a weird cone-like helm? Y'know who ya are. An' I'm sure by now, you've noticed somethin' of yers is... missin'.

[The audio is suddenly filled with the robotic yip-yip of a turbo-fox.]

Tha's right, cone-head. I got yer fox. [Maniacal laughter nearly drowns out a playful 'gek-gek-aroo' noise.] You thought he was safe, dinnitcha? Thought I couldn't git my servos on him, dinnitcha? Well, how's it taste, Autobutt? The bitter irony of defeat! [Or whatever! More cackling and another aroo.]

Don'tcha worry if foxy's doin' okay. It is. Fer now. Wuz his designation? "Frank"? Pfft. Ain't got no imag-gee-nation. [gek-gek] You's said Frankie here is part of the police force, right? Aw, so this must be more than a kidnappin', but some sorta theft er somethin'. But I wouldn't worry 'bout that, yea. I'm all too happy t'give Frankie here back to you an' the others! [gek-roo]

Whether alive or in pieces.

[Frenzy laughs and something crashes] Siddown! [The shuffle of metallic paws flood the audio before things settle and Frenzy's no longer grumbling.] Anywho: I'm willin' t'give Frankie back to you an' yer lawmechs, if yer willin' t'pay the right price. I'm talkin' maybe, oooh [gek] one billion credits? [HahahaROOhahaha!]

I'm willin' t'take it from you or any of yer partners. So long as I git the credits, I don't care, an' Frankie's spark gets to pulse another day. So if [sniffsniff] giddown! [hiss] So if ya ain't willin' t'pay the ransom, then... I guess Frankie don't mean much t'ya after all.

Whatta say, Autobot? We got ourselves a deal? You git Frankie back when I git the credits. An' if I was you, I wouldn't take too long da-lib-ratin'. Frankie's spark is on the line, y'know. An' I've got him scared scrapless! [His laughter is coupled with a similar noise]

Y'got ten kliks to respond or I raise da ransom! An' start cuttin' off plates.

[The audio would shut off here, but something happens, and through cursing and more yipping, the link suddenly clicks onto visual, falls to the ground. You can easily see most of Frenzy laughing happily as Frank licks his visor, promptly giggling. A moment later, the fox gekkers then hums and the two are nuzzling face to face, and it's really all adorable and cute until Frenzy notices the video is playing and quickly grabs the link and shoves the screen into his face] I got 'im eatin' right outta my hand! Fooled him completely! S-So, yeah! Ya better hurry an'-- [Embarrassed, he just switches off the damn thing.]

[OOC: Kidnapping Frank the turbo-fox comes with permission from Blurr-mun! Also, I really love the noises foxes make. Especially their gekkering.]
raceme: (Happy)

I love interruptions

[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-07 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Like Frank Sinatra. I heard his songs when I was on Earth those were great.
chatterbot: (there are no sweeter words than this)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Frank Sin-what-who? Man, you and Blurr back in my world, with the whole music thing...

[Oh no! Nostalgia! Quick change the subject!]

How'd you manage to get a turbofox here anyhow?
raceme: (Who me?)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-10 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Music is important and It keeps you distracted when you are doing solo missions. [He's been alone a lot.] Sinatra is a great singer if have some of his songs recorded from the radio if you want to LISTEN to them.

[But that's a cute subject!]

We sorta...crashedintoeachother when I was heading to the Badlands HE WAS what stopped me from actually get in there.
chatterbot: (you don't think threepover is funny)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-13 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you supposed to be constantly vigilant when doing those? Wary of ambush and... other things. [Tease tease tease.] But if you're willing to let me, I'm willing to listen. It's just not to big of a deal to me, I guess.

Oh yeah... I ended up getting pulled back once. Or twice. Ish. [He really wanted to see what was out there.]
raceme: (Blush: WHO ME???)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-13 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
I...[Oh you minx.] ...I'mgoodatmultitasking.
What sort of things you like then?

I don't recommend it THERE are monsters and demons and unpleasant things in general.
chatterbot: (and everyone else a little nervous)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-13 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that seems like a thing you'd be good at, considering. [He just kind of shrugs noncommittally.] I used to be a scientist, actually. Metallurgist. I did bartending back on the Lost Light, since it was something I'd wanted to do for a while. I do it here in Wing's bar whenever he needs me to.

Really? You mean you saw 'em? [Swerve, your interest in potentially horrifying adventures is showing.]
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[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-13 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Scientist are always useful [And he really believes that.] Ohhh Metallurgist...we could use your advice now that we are trying to build more structures a proper bartender is something we needed too.

Saw them FIGHT them ran away from a bunch of tentacles...those gave Cliffjumper MEgatron and me a lot of trouble
chatterbot: (what can't you do with a drunken sailor)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-14 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, uh... Sure? I guess I could help out with that too. Is there some kind of committee I need to see, or what? I'm assuming yeah, since there're like... what? Five I know of?

[WELP. Guess that's a thing that's now happening.]

Wow. Tentacles, huh? Hmmm... Was that all of them, or just the one encounter?
raceme: (What was I saying...?)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-14 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think so IT COULD BE a good idea but when it comes to building we are not very organized everyone can build anything they think they need.

Tentacles yes the WHOLE monster was much much bigger but we didn't stay there enough to meet it AND there are others much much worse Just ask Thunder cracker.
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[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-17 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Do we really need another committee? Can't it be like a sub-committee? Or would that be even more confusing? I don't know. I was never into the whole political scene until it started getting all messed up later on.

Yeah, generally when tentacles start to be a thing that's happening, it's probably a good idea to just beat it as fast as possible. [As fast as possible.]
raceme: (My report says that you are an idiot)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-17 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you can bring the issue to the actual committee directly OR if you are more comfortable just talk about it with me and the rest of the Police force since the brave Police are often the ones building things.

Tell me ABOUT IT...I agree. [akjgdhajdad...pfff.]
chatterbot: (time to make yourself proud)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-19 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Which committee though? Law Committee? Social Justice Committee? Pretty Committee? I'm pretty comfortable with anything. Most adaptable mech right here.

[This guuuuuuy]

Also I have no idea who the Brave Police are, so there's that.
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[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-24 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
We just have ONE the law committee... is there really a pretty committee somewhere ?

[So special.]

The ones tiring to keep the madness and crimes at bay I AM the head of the Police Force.
Edited 2012-11-24 22:20 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-29 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Is there?

['cos he could think of a few that should be on it. Wait... are we talking about pretty mech or mechs who make things pretty? Whooo knows...]

So you've said. Do they help you?
raceme: (:>)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-29 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I'm aware no.

[Pretty mechs, definitely. We need that committee.]

Yes we all work together to keep thins under control.
chatterbot: (you didn't hear this from me but...)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-11-30 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmmmmmm...

[brb bominating half the mechs here.]

And their names are...
raceme: (Yes sir!)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-11-30 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Swerve should make that list public.]

Oh I will send you A FILE with all the information.

[/you are getting this ic.]
chatterbot: (Well this sure looks like data alright)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-12-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll nail it to the bar door one day. Hot mechs drink free.]

[It takes him a second to look everyone up, but when he does...]


Is that... What's that on the Wreckers? [He doesn't know what a bear is. WELP.]
raceme: (Let's solve this with SCIENCE)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-12-04 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That? Oh...that's Whirl.
chatterbot: (Say we're having a riveting conversation)

NICE ONE

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-12-13 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Swerve lets out a laugh at that.]

Okay, admittedly that was good, but he's not the one I was talking about. I meant the blue... animal-thing.
raceme: (Smirk)

Thank you X3

[personal profile] raceme 2012-12-16 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[BLurr is trying not to snicker.]

Ah, TEDDIE. He's a bear but he 's also a human I don't totally get it myself but he's a nice guy.
chatterbot: (A 30% chance it's already raining)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2012-12-31 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I actually have no idea what a bear is. Is that what they look like? Weird.
raceme: (Sense you make none)

[personal profile] raceme 2012-12-31 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's some sort of organic creature and they have fur.
chatterbot: (Because if you're gonna drink)

[personal profile] chatterbot 2013-01-18 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That's specific. [He's just teasing.]