[Video] DJD PSA: The Royal “We”

[songofmypeople]

 [The video starts with a neck up image of a guy that has DECEPTICON for a FACE. Well, that's never a good sign. And depending on Tarn's naughty list, things might just get a little worse (for you). But hey! At least he's playing some classy music in the background.] 

I'd like to interrupt everyone getting along so well with one another to bring you this message:  This is the DJD.  

For those of you who don't know our work, I suggest you ask someone more familiar with the role we play. Someone like the medic Ambulon. [The name positively rolls off his tongue.] I believe you can find him in 'Nexus Prime's' quadrant. 

[Kids, this is what happens when you don't lock your link posts; someone's liable to spam Ctrl + F. Sometimes those people have lists. Sometimes they're predators.] 

Furthermore, if any of you would like to report a Decepticon that has transgressed, my door is always open and any reports will be investigated. You may contact me at this frequency. 

[Deadlock, Overlord, you'll notice he hasn't mentioned your names. Feel free to feel safe.] 

And, Pharma, I would like a word.

To the rest of you, I look forward to your cooperation. Some of you will be hearing from me shortly.  

[The music stops. There's a moment of silence where it's just Tarn's mask and his glowing eyes staring at the camera. Two seconds later and then the video cuts.] 


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[treacherous_widow]

I've been told I have good taste. It's good to see someone's appreciating it.

[She just smirks a little.]

You're right. There aren't. You could say that I break all the molds.

[songofmypeople]

Hard not to appreciate someone with such an eye for quality.

[This can't be flirting, can it? .. he's just flattering himself.]

Do you make it a habit of breaking anything else?

[treacherous_widow]

[Sorry to say that yes, you're flirting buddy. ]

Only if something needs to be broke. I can also repair what I break, if you're interested in that kind of thing.

And long walks on the beach.

[songofmypeople]

[Maybe it's just his natural charm~.]

My interests are varied. I enjoy music, sophisticated writing, and taking accountability for one's actions, among other things.

I do however find myself sorely lacking in tools with which to break things that do require being "broke". You wouldn't know where I could restock, would you?

[treacherous_widow]

[It might just be~. Or Blackarachnia just has that affect on bots.]

Those are quite the interests. Do you hold everyone accountable or just Decepticons?

You're going to have to build your tools just like the rest of us. The junk pile is a good start for materials. Or so I've found anyway.

[songofmypeople]

[She makes them studly?]

That, my dear, depends on what the party is guilty of.

[ew, garbage. Not what he wanted to hear] Are there any you are willing to part with?

[treacherous_widow]

[Something like that.]

Why not give an example?

[She raies an optic ridge a little.] That would depend on what you're looking for specifically.

[songofmypeople]

[Baby, you gotta figure out a way to bottle that. You'll be rich.]

Traitors are guilty of abandoning their cause.

I pride myself on my creativity when it comes to using what I have on hand. Do you have any favourites when it comes to breaking things?

[treacherous_widow]

[It pays to be the only female on the mudball of a planet she was stuck on before winding up here.]

Oh? And what if their cause is their own survival and everything else temporary?

You would be surprised what a good dose of poison can do to a bot~. I am a Black widow spider after all.

[songofmypeople]

[You sure it doesn't instead drive you into revenge fueled bouts of homicidal insanity? Because that's what happened to their only lady-bot.]

They really should have been more careful of whom they swore allegiance to then, and the consequences of such.

[WHAT IS A SPIDER? WHAT IS A WIDOW? ... He knows what black is though...whoo...]

Poison? You'll have to tell me more, my dear.

[treacherous_widow]

[Why bother. There are enough homicidally insane morons back home that she doesn't need to add her name to the list. Revenge however, that's another story.]

And what if the bot in question didn't have a choice in the matter?

[....She's deadly. That's all he needs to know.]

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.

[songofmypeople]

They are free to plead their case.

[Judge, Jury, and Executioner.]

A disappointment should you choose not to, but nothing I can't live without.

[treacherous_widow]

Somehow, I have a feeling they will need to do a little more than pleading to please you.

[...She's going to try and stay on your good side Buddy.]

Even If I do share share my little secret, you wouldn't be able to do much with it.

[songofmypeople]

A case by case basis, I assure you.

I'll be the judge of that. There always exists the possibility we could work something out between us.

[treacherous_widow]

I'm going to hold you to that.

Is there? I think I would love to work out some sort of an arrangement with someone as imposingly handsome as you.

[songofmypeople]

Whatever you'd like.


[...
WELP. HAVE ANOTHER LITTLE MOMENT WHERE TARN, SORT OF JUST, EXISTS WITHOUT ANY EXPRESSION BY NATURE OF HAVING NO REAL FACE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, YOU ARE LIKE, SOME SORT OF BUGGY, LITTLE, YELLOW ARCEE.
WHY?

Oh. Wait. He sees what you did there. You bitch.]

I assure you there's more to me that just my good looks.

[treacherous_widow]

[Smirk. Nice look there big bot. Keep wearing it and she might never let up on the compliments.]

I'm glad to hear it. That will make our future interactions all that more fun.

[songofmypeople]

[Keep that up and you might find yourself in pretty little pieces]

Provided your skills are worth my attention. If not, I'm afraid our interactions will be brief.

[treacherous_widow]

[It's not like that hasn't happened before.]

Well then, how about a poison that acts as a paralyzing agent for bots and infiltration skills only someone this good looking could pull off.

Of course, a hint of mechanical know how helps as well if you catch my drift.

[songofmypeople]

[She's got experience then.]

That is a somewhat impressive skill-set. It's the former that I'm most interested in. Tell me more about this paralyzing agent of yours.

[And you leave all those drifts alone.]

[treacherous_widow]

[When you're stuck in a war, getting blown up is all too common. So is having to pull yourself back together.]

I figured that might get your attention. It's called cyber venom and only I can produce it. It's one of the perks of my beast mode.

[songofmypeople]

How do you produce it? Can it be stored for later use?

[Beast mode? Ew.
Man, he can't even say that, his buddies are kitchen supplies and a gun.
Never mind.
Still, this couldn't possibly get any more cootie-vibey.]

[treacherous_widow]

[Get grossed out all you want. It was either get a beast mode or deal with Energon build up on a primitive planet with no way off.

The same way any spider does. In their body. I might be able to store it easily enough. If I have the right containment unit.

sob

[songofmypeople]

[The future sounds like it SUCKS. That said

He's got a pretty good grasp of internal/external anatomy given how often he's taking people apart on the job. Don't tempt him to crack her open to get at the goods.]

We should work on that. It could prove an entertaining education experiment.

Re: sob

[treacherous_widow]

[...You have no idea.

Now lets avoid getting a look under her plating. Sorry to say that despite how handsome you look, you're not exactly her type.]

We just might sometime.