[Video: Megatronic Temple]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[You thought Garrus was ugly? Clearly you haven't met this dashing hunk. Yeah, waking a krogan on the wrong side of the bed wasn't such a great idea. In fact it's a wonder he hasn't torn up the place.

Either way, Wrex is not exactly the happiest with his new living arrangements or the fact someone tattooed him without permission. You could very well say he's irritated.]


Great, a whole planet of synthetics. Never thought I'd find something worse than the geth.

[He snorts derisively, looking around the temple. It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but Wrex isn't exactly impressed.]

So lemme guess, chances of getting back aren't good. If that's the case, just tell me two things: one, where I can get some ammo and two, who do I shoot.

Comments

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

...dinosaur?

[What language are you talking. Excuse you he's better than a video game character.]

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

You know! Giant lizard? Stomps around? Eats cavemen?

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

If you mean krogan, sure. Knew an ancestor who ate a whole rachni. Didn't even chew.

Re: [Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

...Krogan.

[That sounds an awful lot like 'crow'.]

And your ancestor...ate a whole...thing?




WOW.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[This kid is pretty much the embodiment of a brick from Tuchunka.]

It's what we do. Save the traverse from giant monsters.

Just don't get on our bad side. Last human who got on my bad side, I ate him.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

!! Well don't get on my badside either, bucko!

Last person who did, I stole their lunch.


For a whole week.

[Why yes, she did issue a challenge to the Krogan. Fight her.]

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Challenge accepted, human.]

Once stole a human's stomach and sold it on the Citadel.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

I once skipped class.


ON PURPOSE.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Class...that's one of your human things, right?

I went missing in action for two years.

Came back with an entire Asari commando.

Re: [Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Yeah! Think of it as like...training for life!

[It's...weird how oddly accurate that is.]

Two years? Well, I bet YOU'RE not a legendary Great Thief!

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

No, just the most infamous bounty hunters in the traverse.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

...Infamous?

Are you a bad guy?

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

To the people I go after?

I'm their worst nightmare.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

...Are they good people or bad people?

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

I think the guy who wanted to lead an army of synthetics to destroy all life counts as bad.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

So...you're really a good guy then!

You fight for justice!

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Just don't expect me to save any Vorcha.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

G'bless you.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

...excuse me?

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

You're excused!

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Yep.

I can tell you're one of those citadel kids. The ones who got stuck in the vents.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

Actually, I'm from California.

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

Never heard of that colony.

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

It's actually a state in America. Have you ever been to America?

[Because obviously a guy like you won't turn heads.]

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

America...is that the big chunk of land where humans burned biotics?