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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

Comments

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[rednotbluethx]

nice colection u got there. might have 2 steal it.

[Oh, sure he can write better, but that doesn't mean he has to.]

Not here at all

[songofmypeople]

[But somewhere, Tarn just winced. That was really painfully, mate.]

[hahahahahaha]

[rednotbluethx]

[Look he doesn't want to talk with his lisp okay.

sucks 2 b u]

Meanwhile, /I/ can't type

[songofmypeople]

[Cassetticons should be seen and not heard.
Better yet, they shouldn't get within arm's reach of Tarn, because he might try to teach you to language properly. And he's the type of headmaster that uses corporal punishment.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[After a moment, a text back]

ur welcome 2 try, fren-Z.

[He will also attach a .gif of a cat trying to jump onto a ledge and missing. HINT.]

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[rednotbluethx]

hows it ur able 2 type with no servos?? do u needa hit 1 key at a time??

hahahaha given our last fight i aint even scared.

[He just laughs at Whirl's .gif because hahaha! Small, weak, fluffy things suffering! Otherwise Whirl would receive a picture of the robotic equivalent of a mooning. Butt, alas.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

its a sekrit.

that was a fight? i thought u were tryin 2 kill me but u suck.

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[rednotbluethx]

scrap i dont suck U SUCK!! i coulda finished u off but i got bored. next time tell me ur gonna put up a REAL fight ok??

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

board you mean when i sat on your stupid face.

rematch y/n/stfu

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[rednotbluethx]

u clumsy piece of scrap cant even fall outthe ring like a champ just gotta fall on some1 like a looser U SUX

man why would i subjact myself 2 that a s2nd time?? u were no fun or challengin then u aint no fun or challengin now

so in the end u can sux my pistons oh wait u dont have a mouth HAHAHAHAHA