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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[The location behind everyone's least favorite helicopter looks almost like a workshop. And body parts. Seems Whirl's found himself Ironfist's impromptu workshop and yeah there's probably valuable SCIENCE in here, but whatever.]

[He's got dollies.]

[He'll hold one Acolyte helm up to the lens.]

Whirl! Whirl is the best Autobot!  

[The other helm.]

                                                                       He is a hundred million times cooler than Cyclonus!

[And now a puppet show!] And hotter than Rodimus!

                                                                        And soberer than Fortress Psychomus!

And smarter than Drift--Okay really, that's not so hard.

[Enough fun. Onto the srs bsns.]

Right. So, who all was that purple goon after again?  [Anyone he should actually give a scrap about?]

Comments

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

[After a moment, a text back]

ur welcome 2 try, fren-Z.

[He will also attach a .gif of a cat trying to jump onto a ledge and missing. HINT.]

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[rednotbluethx]

hows it ur able 2 type with no servos?? do u needa hit 1 key at a time??

hahahaha given our last fight i aint even scared.

[He just laughs at Whirl's .gif because hahaha! Small, weak, fluffy things suffering! Otherwise Whirl would receive a picture of the robotic equivalent of a mooning. Butt, alas.]

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

its a sekrit.

that was a fight? i thought u were tryin 2 kill me but u suck.

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[rednotbluethx]

scrap i dont suck U SUCK!! i coulda finished u off but i got bored. next time tell me ur gonna put up a REAL fight ok??

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[whirlybird_of_prey]

board you mean when i sat on your stupid face.

rematch y/n/stfu

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[rednotbluethx]

u clumsy piece of scrap cant even fall outthe ring like a champ just gotta fall on some1 like a looser U SUX

man why would i subjact myself 2 that a s2nd time?? u were no fun or challengin then u aint no fun or challengin now

so in the end u can sux my pistons oh wait u dont have a mouth HAHAHAHAHA