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[aerospacecommander]

I need a list of human consumables. Preferably whatever they are made out of as well.

[Private to Jetfire]
I need you to come up with a way to synthesize organic foods. If I do it, I'm poisoning them all.

[Agree to something nice. Make Jetfire do it. Best plan.]

Comments

[aerospacecommander]

Ideally, yes.

But I have a feeling I won't be able to get much of that sort of information.

Chemical make up would make synthesizing foods much easier though.

[vandalization]

Yeah, I'm an engineer, not a chemist, unfortunately. But hey if you are gonna make food for us humans? I am behind that. I can give you a list of everything I could possibly think of.

[aerospacecommander]

Chemistry is boring anyway. Engineering is where you can make things that blow up.

But yes, a list would be fantastic.

[vandalization]

Hah... I guess. More of a fixer actually.

Okay. I'll forward one.

[aerospacecommander]

You're welcome to come fix me any time.

And thanks again for the list.

[vandalization]

Is that a come on?

No prob...

[aerospacecommander]

You can take it however you want.

[vandalization]

Y'know what? What the fuck. That's all it takes to get in a mech's pants huh?

Why can't you all be that easy?

[ WHOA out of left field but shes got some unresolved uh. Feelings.]

[aerospacecommander]

Does someone want a date with a giant robot?

I could probably get you someone.

[vandalization]

None of your business.

And I alread-

It's not like I have a robot fetish or anything, jeez. [ It's just that love is blind sometimes. Blind on three counts. ]

[aerospacecommander]

Oh come on, do you want a date or not?

[Because he'd so make Thundercracker take you out on a date.]

[vandalization]

[ Sigh. ]

No. I have-

I'm particular.

[aerospacecommander]

...

Uh huh. So what is your 'type' then?

[vandalization]

Pointy or well-armed. Sometimes both.

[aerospacecommander]

Pointy and well-armed huh ...

I know someone. He's purple and pointy.

Unfortunately only has one eye. But I assume you don't discriminate against that sort of thing.

[vandalization]

Nah. But I'm not much a fan of purple.

[aerospacecommander]

... Cliffjumper?

He's not that much bigger and probably won't completely crush your body if he accidentally trips and falls on you.

[vandalization]

Uh look that's nice and all but I'm kinda set on something else.

[aerospacecommander]

Fine. I was only trying to help.

[No, not really. He was trying to think up the worst Cybertronian's around (or at least the ones it'd annoy the most)]