[Voice]

[vandalization]

So guys? Uh. Look. Two out of three of you are aware, but.

I guess while there's not some huge disaster going on we could talk about. Stuff?

I kind of have a thing. For all three of you. Surpriiiiise Percy... And uh. Look I know I kinda flipped out last time, but I'm starting to feel better and I'd like to discuss it.

I kinda got into this thinking all of you were an item, but I realized I was mistaken. That. Still doesn't change the fact that I'm really kind of into you all in a big way.

I just wanna know if I'm barking up the wrong tree or... yeah.

And before any of you say it, I don't wanna 'do better'. Can't change how I feel.

God fucking damn I'm so awkward.

I just wanna talk about it, I'm not saying you have to... do anything or make me happy or whatever, I just.

Haha, I guess I don't know what I want. I just want to get it out there, because it's been the elephant in the room for me for a while, you know?

Comments

/holds gently

[vandalization]

Hi there... Perce.

Uh.

Yeah I wouldn't really... joke about this kinda thing.

[percept]

I'm... [ Not really sure why to say to this. ] Is this why you requested we kiss?

[vandalization]

W-

Well. I mean it is a tradition but-











Ah.

Hm. Yes.

[percept]

[ There's a decent pause, followed by a carefully neutral sound of acknowledgment. ]

I see.

[vandalization]

So.

Yeah.

[percept]

Where... do we go from here?

[vandalization]

Well I guess I uh. Ask if you-

If you. Feel. Anything? I mean.

I know I'm not a cybertronian... and I'm. I mean even for a human I'm damaged goods but.

You three. You all make me happy. And- I

You all have something to offer. Something unique. Maybe it's selfish of me. I just... yeah.

[percept]

I... Vandal, you are hardly damaged goods, but I'm not. I--

[ How can he put this without sounding stupid and self-centred. ]

I care for you very much, Karrie.

[vandalization]

I...

Know. And you know I-

Look just. I know this is probably weird and unheard of. It's okay if you... don't. Want that.

I just want to hear it, I guess.

[percept]

I'm... I'm frankly surprised you find me attractive, Karrie. [ Especially when compared to Drift and Wing. ]

[vandalization]

I-

What. Are you kidding me? Tall, dark, handsome and smart? Armed to the teeth and kind and sweet...

What's not to love? You're. God. You're so cute sometimes and just... you make me laugh and-

[ She catches herself on that tangent. ]

... Yeah.

[percept]

[ His forced calm and neutrality breaks slightly, and some of the fluster slips out. He's. Well. Not accustomed to being complimented like that. ]

I. Ah. I'm.

[ private; ]

My answer isn't no, but Drift and Wing are. I'm not a part of that, and I--

I don't know if I can.

[Private]

[vandalization]

I mean I'm not saying we all have to-

What do you mean...?

[Private]

[percept]

Drift and I... It's. It's complicated. I'm not sure I can be around that until we've... Until we've talked.

[ He pauses for a moment. ]

I would not be opposed to... Being with you.

[Private]

[vandalization]

I-

Okay. That's alright. I won't pry... just.

Wait really?

Seriously? I mean, if you don't mind. Sharing. Which is a lot to ask. God this is kind of an off the wall situation isn't it? Crippled one-eyed human asks to be with three space alien robots...

Haha fuck.

[Private]

[percept]

As I already said, I care for you Karrie. If you wish to be with multiple individuals, that is your choice and I have no right to tell you to do otherwise. I won't question what you do with the others.

[Private]

[vandalization]

So is th-





Are you. Are you actually saying yes? To me? You like me? Like that...?

[Private]

[percept]

Yes, Karrie.

[Private]

[vandalization]

[ There's a crash and some muffled squealing. ]

[Private]

[percept]

Karrie..?

[Private]

[vandalization]

Yes? What? I'm fine. I'm great. This is.

Man. I could just get up and dance. Actually I can't. I'm totally a cripple, haha!

Wow.

[Private]

[percept]

[ He's a little take aback by just how enthusiastic her response is. ]

Would... you like to meet? Discussing this further via the Link seems...

[ Inappropriate, almost? ]

[Private]

[vandalization]

[ She's going to hyperventilate okay. ]

Yes. Yes I would. Love to. Please. Yes.

[Private]

[percept]

Mm. Where are you now?

[Private]

[vandalization]

The usual place. Can't really get up and go without someone toting me around like a purse dog.