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[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

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....there's a pussy joke in here somewhere.

Aww did it take you all day to come up with that? Cute.

Nah, you're just so inspiring.

I bet you just get tons of ladies, don't you?

Yeah, well you know. Chicks can't resist the big guns.

And such a "winning" personality.

[Who needs a personality when you've got a fat stack of credits and a body this rockin'?]

You know it.

So, how's about you ditch the menagerie, Saint Francis, and you and me get, you know, better acquainted...

Y'know. I'm gonna stick to my boys.

I think you're probably better off dating people who don't mind the disgusting sexist remarks. Maybe your hand.

You mean the cat and the robodog?

Kinky.
It's okay. I can roll with kinky. [You cannot stop the Hudson.]

Hey, who's being sexist. I'm just telling a being stupid hotness she's stupidly hot.

You genuinely are this stupid, aren't you?

You mean 'sexy', right? [Kissyface?]

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[video] oh god i am so sorry for this.

[video] in b4 all three roboboyfriends...

[video] would any of them even get it?

[video] P-PROBABLY NOT though who knows after being exposed to Van's language...

[video] so HEY is the cat neutered?

[video] LOL .../gets Magnus fixed...

[video] Hudson's so helpful.

[video] /dying

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