re_alignment | IT'S A DANCE! [Video]

[ Hey look! It's Saber and Vandal. They're sitting together, Vandal has a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand, which she lifts to the screen. ]

So guys. Saber and I got to talking, and I don't know about you, but we are fucking sick of all this terrible shit happening.

Giant centipedes? Here's to you.

[ She takes a drink. ]

Anyways, we were thinking about putting together a formal dance? Like, a ask-someone-on-a-date dance sort of thing.

Anyways. We'll need a place to have it, we were thinking the Atrium if that's okay.

We'll also need some help.

Saber? The list, please?

[ Saber nods and reads off the list. ]

We'll need catering, two people to help decorate, a musician, a bouncer, and I am looking for two volunteers to help me watch over the event. This isn't expected to be a heavy responsibility, but one will need to keep out an eye for arising issues.

There will also be a requirement of at least one piece of formal wear. For everyone.

That means you Cybertronians. Find a bow-tie or hat or something!

We're aiming for a week from now, so uh. Yep. You heard it folks.

Better start trying to find a date!

[ End transmission. Vandal is in red text and Saber is in blue text. ]

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Hey now! You haven't seen the dress... it's. It's very dark and nice.

But ah. I guess it wouldn't really go well. I'll see. I have a few others I can try on.

Hrnnn. [Maybe. If you like it, he'll be happy.]

You should try them out for us. [Oh? Does this sound sweet? Don't let the pretty face fool you: Drift is going to use this whole dress/corsage thing as a reason he's not wearing a stupid hat. ]

[He is the cleverest robot.]

What, like all of them? And show you?

[ He's still wearing that hat. She'll make sure of it. ]

Why not? I thought, you know, girls liked that stuff.

[ She could be annoyed but really? It's not his fault for not understanding some cultural aspects. ]

Well, some girls yeah, but not all. I can get into that kinda thing from time to time, but I'm happiest when I have a few tools in hand and a nice big oily project to work on.

Would one of those times be for me and Wing?

[He's going to aim for a waggling eyebrow, and probably just look like he's having a glitch.]

[Come on, Karrie. He wants a fashion show!]

[ Oh how can she resist when he asks so nicely like that? Drift holds a great power over her, and oh... the day he realizes it... ]

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Okay. Just for you guys.

[He's not likely to figure it out. Not when she keeps threatening....tickles.]

[He bursts into a grin.]

Perfect.

But. Hey. [He lowers his voice to a stagewhisper.] Don't let Wing give you fashion advice. I've seen him in clothes.

[He shakes his head solemnly. Not good. At all.]

[ It's the only thing saving her, really. ]

Wh- seriously? How the fuck would he wear clothes?

[ A pause and she leans up toward him. ]

What kind of clothes would he wear...?

How? The same way you wear clothes? Like...on your body.

He used to wear them on Theophany, to sneak out. I guess he thought it'd help him fit in.

[It didn't. And Drift is going to caaaaarefully suppress the fact that he, too, wore such clothes in the spaceport. Shhhh, he was young and stupid back then.]

Well yeah I just. I mean it's hard to imagine him wearing anything.

Guy has more points on him than a magnetic porcupine in a knife shop.

[ Well he does. ]

You should ask him sometime.

[Drift's not much better.]

I'll be sure to.

Too bad you guys don't have pictures of it.

He told me he wants to wear a dress sometime.

[Is he joking? Is he telling the truth? Only Drift knows.]

Trust me, he looks better without clothes.

[Wait. That sounded pervy. Oh well.]

A dress?

Wow he's way kinkier than I thought.

[ Only his metal polisher knows for sure. ]

HAH. Yeah I can agree with you here.

You don't even know.

[Drift doesn't even know how kinky Wing is. But he knows there's something to know. Rowr.]

I hear. [He lowers his voice.] I hear he looks really good when he's being _tickled.

[Someone really wants to see this.]

Oh-ho-ho.

Well look at you, just gonna throw your boyfriend under the tickle bus, huh?

[ She's teasing of course, grinning from ear to ear. ]

Haha. Okay, I'll get him next time were all together, but you gotta hold him for me.

Wait. You never have him hold me down. You trying to say he's tougher than me that you don't need anyone to hold me down?

Heh, nah. I'm saying you're just a good boy who holds still for me.

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