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[stabbywheelfeet]

So... the good people of the planet have decided to throw a little formal affair? All right, I'll buy that.

But I think, before you all start getting head-over-tailpipe with excitement, I need to make one thing very clear.

[He beams at the feed.]

Dress up all you like, but there's no one on this planet as gorgeous as I am. I hope you all remember that while you're there.

Now then! Who's getting the honor of taking me?

[Sideswipe are you serious.]

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[stabbywheelfeet]

I wasn't designed with subtle in mind.

[perfavore]

I couldn't tell.


So you are dateless? Tell me it is not so.

[stabbywheelfeet]

They only announced it yesterday, give me some credit here. I'm not that easy to win over.

[perfavore]

[Your first transmission begs to differ.]

Then you could accompany me~ Is not like I have one yet either~

[stabbywheelfeet]

What, no legion of Autobots lined up at your doorstep, begging you to speak to them with that accent you picked up?

[perfavore]

[SHUT UP NO ONE FINDS HIM HOT HERE. IT'S JARRING ENOUGH.]

It works better than...whatever it is you're doing.

[stabbywheelfeet]

[No, never.]

It's called advertising.

[perfavore]

And mine is not, Bello?

It is popular with human females, I've found

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, yours is... I'm not sure what it is, actually.

And you want to go run around with human females?

[perfavore]

Probably a different word, but it means the same thing.

[He gives a shrug.]

Not my type, but they are easy to flatter. It is nice.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Uh huh. Sure it does.

So you like them easy, huh?

/threadjacks - i'm sorry

[deadlydoctor]

Really, Mirage. I thought you had better taste.

omg Knock Out i love it

[perfavore]

[His optics flutter slightly. Oh, hello Knock Out.]

You are questioning my taste?

♥! ....his opinion of you lowered, Mirage. You have now -1000 cool points :(

[deadlydoctor]

[Hi, tomato, hiiii.]

Primus, yes, I am.

Are your optics functioning correctly?

But he's Italian he should be +2000

[perfavore]

You are the doctor, no?

[He chuckles.]

I must admit I do find Sideswipe aesthetically pleasing.

because he's Italian he shoudidnt' get a -5000 . Also 1/idk. I will tell you

[deadlydoctor]

Aesthetically pleasing....

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I see...

Done!

[deadlydoctor]

Try not to be too loud tonight. Some people wants to recharge in peace.

Done!

[perfavore]

[Those wings flutter. ...Damn you're good.]

You assume I will interface with anyone I find aesthetically pleasing?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Hah!

I knew it.

[perfavore]

...Scusi?

[WHO INVITED YOU TO YOUR OWN CONVERSATION, SIDESWIPE.]