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[You know what Whirl doesn't like? Okay, everything. You got him there, smarty bolts. But more topically, Whirl is not fond of waking up in strange places and being fed ridiculous stories about blah blah the First Forged blah. And the fraggin' Acolyte would not shut up.

[At least, until Whirl had punched him in the face. Just a little friendly feedback to stop being so damn boring. So he's doing some information gathering, the old fashioned way--flying around looking for trouble. ]

So. Stupid mech was telling me something about a fresh start.

I dunno. Maybe it wasn't 'fresh start.'. Maybe he meant like, fresh tar or freeze tarts or something. Kinda hard to enunciate after some editorial knuckles.

[Which are Whirl's favorite flavor of knuckles.]

Thing is ['scuse him while he shoots something. Because...uh...reasons. It needed shooting. Damn piece of scrap metal ] I've heard that before. And let me tell you: there's always a price.

Anyone figure out what it is yet?

And don't give me any boo hoo slag about never going home again.

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You could go the uncreative route and call me a meatbag.

Yeah, that's not my style.

[Unfortunately for you, 'Primus' here likes you.]

How 'bout I call you 'Target'?

We can do that. I have a core-extractor here with your name on it.

Tsh. No core extraction till the second date.

[The tone is flirtatious, you forward little thing, you.]

Well aren't you just so modest.

Call me old-fashioned like that.

And you have to bring me flowers, first.
[Because why not?]

Yeah let me just go pick some out of the vast, green fields on this fucking rock.

What? You think I'm not worth a little effort?

[He's wounded. Truly. ]

Sometimes you just have to prove yourself.

[It sucks to be you: Whirl actually kind of likes you.]

Yeah? What do I have to do? [What the hell. Could be less boring than flying around shooting at random shapes.]

I don't know. What can you do? Impress me.

[He's going to land, because things are boring. So she'll hear the velos spin down, and the sound of stuff moving.]

How am I supposed to know what impresses you? What? You want me to bring you the head of your worst enemy?

[Wouldn't be a first.]

Don't really have any enemies. Not here anyways.

Well- what's your skillset?

Just wait. I'm sure they'll happen. [Optimism.]

[A shrug, and he flips to video.] Well, to start, I'm really fraggin' pretty.

[YMMV.]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Ehhhhhhhhhhh.

Don't quit your day job, honey.

Heh. Sucks to be you.

I don't have a day job.

Ever more attractive by the minute, aren't you?

[Was that sarcasm? Whirl is immune to sarcasm.]

Hey, you're not so bad yourself.

[Why yes, he's flirting with you. Have a nice time sleeping at night!]

[Her life has become exceedingly strange.]

This is a suit you know.

Yeah? That because you're so ugly underneath? Or you hiding your secret hotness?

It's a mysteryyyyyyyyy woooOoooOOOoooo...

[A-are you seriously trying to out-crazy Whirl? SERIOUSLY? OH IT IS ON.]

Right. I'm going to go with ugly, then.

You got a function other than being annoying.

And ugly?

The world may never know.

Well I am an engineer.

[Oh damn. Now Whirl has a mission. Which is to see you naked.]

[...that came out wrong.]

Yeah? I make clocks.

Wow that's...

Actually kind of legitimately cool. What kind of clocks?

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